Free to a Good Home

[Taranis]

Craig's List: Free to good home.




My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!




















So........anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!

 

[ant_man]

Beautiful dog.

 

[adrianx]

 

[ponder]

I was just about to say get rid of the GF and then I scrolled down.

 

[Segg]

 

[HDS]

LOL.

 

[TofuMofu]

I was just about to say get rid of the GF and then I scrolled down.

I was also thinking this Damn woman

 

[chicken247]

**** this ****! Took a dog in, gave the little thing a good home. First month it destroyed 1 curtain, 1 laptop and a couch. I came to love it after making peace with its little quirks ( like pomping every pillow in the house). Last week the lady owner came crying to my doorstep claiming her ex gave the dog away. Never again! **** that!