'Go to the police station': Skywalker's ex-wife testifies about her 'escape'

[konfab]

When Luke Skywalker's former wife finally escaped after more than 40 hours of alleged captivity and asked nearby police officers for help, she was told to go and lay a charge, she told the Cape Town Regional Court on Wednesday.

https://m.news24.com/SouthAfrica/Ne...s-ex-wife-testifies-about-her-escape-20190918

 

[konfab]

Luke has certainly turned to the dark side...

 

[flarkit]

What a mad, mad tale

 

[Thor]

I'm so confused

 

[FaSMaN]

Luke Skywalker? this is not the star wars I was thinking of....

 

[Milano]

"It's going to be on like Donkey Kong"

Everyone involved should get life in prison. Including the 'journalist'.

 

[Milano]

Shaolin martial arts expert Luke Skywalker pleaded not guilty to the attempted murder and kidnapping of his former wife, Patricia, who also has a black belt in karate, when he appeared in the Cape Town Regional Court on Tuesday.

“Not guilty,” said Skywalker to both charges, his long black plait hanging down the back of his waist coat.

In his plea agreement, he alleged it was Patricia – who also studied kung fu for five years – who had attacked him, pulled his hair, kicked through a bathroom door, threatened to cut his ponytail off, and wanted to stab him during a fight over an SMS.

Redirect Notice

 

[Crowley]

Biatches be cray cray

 

[ShaunSA]

Looks more like Severus Snape tbh

 

[R13...]

Looks more like Severus Snape tbh

So still in service of some Dark Lord either way.

What a bizarre tale and even more bizarrely reported tale.

 

[GreatWmR]

poor Mara Jade

 

[My_King]

If this was Tatooine, he would have gotten away with it

 

[My_King]

"When Luke Skywalker's former wife finally escaped after more than 40 hours of alleged captivity and asked nearby police officers for help, she was told to go and lay a charge, she told the Cape Town Regional Court on Wednesday. "

Not sure what we are going for here with that statement?

So she should not have gone and layed a charge?

 

[My_King]

Also also:

"When alleged Luke Skywalker's former wife finally escaped after more than 40 hours of alleged captivity and asked alleged nearby police officers for help, she was allegedly told to go and lay a charge, she allegedly told the Cape Town Regional Court on Wednesday. "

 

[Ninja'd]

Also also:

"When alleged Luke Skywalker's former wife finally escaped after more than 40 hours of alleged captivity and asked alleged nearby police officers for help, she was allegedly told to go and lay a charge, she allegedly told the Cape Town Regional Court on Wednesday. "

My eyes are allegedly bleeding.

 

[My_King]

My eyes are allegedly bleeding.

This is what I hate about that word and kak reporters. She was allegedly hold captive but the reporters know for sure she was told by nearby police officers.

 

[access]

thats a whole lot of crazy right there

 

[Slamz]

When she arrived at their house he was wearing underpants and sliders, which made her feel awkward.

He asked her which movie she wanted to watch so that they could “chill”.

“I like to watch karate movies so I chose Jackie Chan’s Foreigner,” she said.

and that kids, is how the fight started

“He said ‘whose got the power now?’ I said. ‘you’ve got the power now’.

oh snap, he dang dit it this time

 

[pinball wizard]

a fight over an SMS.

soooo 2000 and late, innit?