Government pension fund goes silent after data breach

Jan

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What pensions?

Likely looted as soon as systems went down - blame the hackers!
 
Couldn't happen to a nicer group of high-functioning individuals.

Don't worry, you, the taxpayer will soon solve this with that virtual gun against your head telling you to give more for the greater good, and you will.... after all, it's not their fault, it's LockBit (and if only "LockBit" would repent and join the BEE Utopian Zeitgeist we'd all be in heaven right now...or working our way towards it).

I don't have a pension, and dear-lord am I going to pay for that literally with my life... but f**k pension in this place.

I'd rather invest in GameStop.
I'd rather invest or import a Tesla. for reselling purposes.
I'd rather get some Dogecoin.
I'd rather grab some Nvidia stocks at the height of the A.I .bubble.
I'd rather import some Tulip seeds from the Netherlands.
I'd rather pay for the new borehole in our complex and wait to see the uninitiated mouthbreathers pay me money for grey water to wash the faces and a-holes of their ignorant rainbow nation offpsring.
 
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