Have you/your partner had a woopsy (gotten pregnant) while on the pill?

What birth protection do you use when having sex with your long-term partner?

  • The pill

    Votes: 15 17.0%
  • Condoms

    Votes: 8 9.1%
  • Both the pill and condoms

    Votes: 16 18.2%
  • More permanent birth control (vasectomy, tubal litigation, etc).

    Votes: 16 18.2%
  • None, we wanted kids

    Votes: 3 3.4%
  • Pull out method

    Votes: 17 19.3%
  • We do anal

    Votes: 13 14.8%

  • Total voters
    88

Aghori

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I usually end up pulling out of her ass and jizzing in her eye. Can't get pregnant if you use the back door.
 

B-1

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... I was thinking "wait, doesn't research say that clearing your prostate regularly reduces your chances or prostate cancer?"

Anyway, so now that I've found this out, I'm a little less keen to get the snip. I will obviously go speak to medical experts before making my final decision, ....

Surprised one of the resident medical experts hasn't corrected you yet but when you chat to the doctor you'll be pleased to know that that's not how the snip works and your prostate will continue doing what its supposed to do.
 

zolly

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Surprised one of the resident medical experts hasn't corrected you yet but when you chat to the doctor you'll be pleased to know that that's not how the snip works and your prostate will continue doing what its supposed to do.

Well, regardless of exactly how it works, the study appeared to find a correlation between a vasectomy and increased risk of prostate cancer. But yeah, still going to speak to a couple of urologists in person so I can get actual medical advice, and not just a study on the internet before I make up my mind.
 

The_MAC

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We had 2 planned children, the 3rd one was a bit of an oopsie (too much wine during lockdown).

My wife got sterilised during the C-section, but we are so $hit scared of having a 4th, that we use condoms - I have a scheduled vasectomy next month - we are not taking any chances. I doubt even after all this that we will be fooling around during her most fertile days - we are just that k@k scared :)
 

Alton Turner Blackwood

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What is this pill kak you people keep talking about? I don't know a single person using it due to the fact that it needs to be taken at the same time, every day. I only hear about this pill thing in movies.

Every women I know who are on BC use a depo (medroxyprogesterone acetate) injection every three months as it's less of a chore to remember to take.

To answer the question, both my kids are due to a failed pullout game, after which my wife used the injection, after which I had the snip.

I can now safely ravage any woman with no worries, just have to check that she doesn't look a little AIDSy
 

R13...

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What is this pill kak you people keep talking about? I don't know a single person using it due to the fact that it needs to be taken at the same time, every day. I only hear about this pill thing in movies.

Every women I know who are on BC use a depo (medroxyprogesterone acetate) injection every three months as it's less of a chore to remember to take.

To answer the question, both my kids are due to a failed pullout game, after which my wife used the injection, after which I had the snip.

I can now safely ravage any woman with no worries, just have to check that she doesn't look a little AIDSy
So, she made your pullout game weak? Twice.
 
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