Help me ditch my boyfriend

[DerpiesFreud]

Trolls are invading myBB :erm:
Call the Mafia!
Call the Dafuq Squad
Call the Derailment Squad
Call the PookyNukeberto!

This is what you do to him.
First you have custard,milk and cucumbers with his mother, and videotape it.
Then his Father, again videotape
Then the family pet(species dependent, preferably human)
Then you post it on facebook and say it's a gift to show how much you love him.

 

[Klipdrif]

I smell a troll

 

[ponder]

Humberto go finger yourself

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Humberto go finger yourself

DeepHeat makes good lube while you're at it

 

[CAPS LOCK]

OP, I've just arrived home with beautiful news that Chelsea lost to Sunderland - nothing else matters - YNWA

 

[Georgios]

You are definitely Greek. Έλληνας κορίτσι

 

[KleinBoontjie]

teef

 

[RazedInBlack]

Close but no cigar

Back to the drawing board.

Hi Eks!

NOw piss off!

 

[Wall]

Shallow Bitch! He's better off without you.

 

[Spotja]

Lock yourself in the toilet before telling him.

This^... Bwahahaha!!!

 

[agapi mou]

And that Your Pookyness is how you troll!

 

[KleinBoontjie]

Where's the ban hammer

 

[cpu.]

You shouldn't have a boyfriend....ever.
You should be hung from your neck until you're dead, you flipping gold digger.

I meant that figuratively speaking.

Otherwise, tell your bf and lock yourself in the loo as someone else have suggested.

After thought, you shouldn't marry some arsehole, you should marry some arsehole's credit card

Ok, who dumped you? Out with it!

 

[gregmcc]

Ok, who dumped you? Out with it!

Sounds like a job for brooklax

 

[Gunner182]

"They overlooking every ***** that ain't quite ready" I know girls like you personally and it makes me sick! You would rather go out with a jerk that treats you like **** and beats the crap out of you, but hey you get a pair of jimmy choo's out of it so that makes it okay.

Fsck outta here!

 

[hawker]

Shallow.

You, that is.

It was a good test by him... you are more interested in material goods. He'll be better off without you.

Pack your bags and piss off.

+1

Sad thing is, loads of people are like this.

 

[Falco]

Ok, who dumped you? Out with it!

 

[Humberto]

I'd just like to state that this person is really not me. I've only got one clone account (Mr Walter Leslie) and if I wanted to troll, I'd do it as Humberto. My trolling days are basically behind me.

 

[Xena1]

Lock yourself in the toilet before telling him.

hahaha....good answer

 

[zenmeister]

this guy is better off without you ............. gold digger, he just lost his job for crying out loud.