Her daughters got in the way of her sex and partying, so she killed them

Dan C

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yoh, one has to be really drunk to do that one ...
 

lowriderza

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whaddya mean - aint that pretty ??
behold, a vision of loveliness:

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A fine specimen! The pinnacle of (in) breeding! With a strong set of teeth to bite firmly onto his pipe. We must ascertain from our fellow forumites whether they believe this fine example of manhood is the master of the Snog?!?!?
 

Sollie

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whaddya mean - aint that pretty ??
behold, a vision of loveliness:

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Reminds me of my t-shirts in my student days.
So what if i'm not clever, at least I'm pretty ...

My mom loved it, perhaps in objection to some of the others:
Drinking problem? Who's got a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, I sleep. No problem!
Sex is mind over matter. If she don't mind, it don't matter!
 

Daruk

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A fine specimen! The pinnacle of (in) breeding! With a strong set of teeth to bite firmly onto his pipe. We must ascertain from our fellow forumites whether they believe this fine example of manhood is the master of the Snog?!?!?
Master of the snog :laugh:
 

RonSwanson

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yoh, one has to be really drunk to do that one ...
Mmm, she's actually not that bad looking, I'm pretty sure that she'd be a cracker with warpaint and all the trappings that ladies use, then again its not about the looks, but the state of the heart.
 

qscwbt

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RIP Little ones. It hurts to read this.
Adults should be children's guardians.

I hope she gets the worse possible punishment.
 
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