How many of you single guys/girls are planning on getting married?

murraybiscuit

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my 10c:

the institution of marriage historically serves two needs:
1. procreation
2. preservation of wealth

the modern problem is:
1. the human race isn't in any great danger of dying out any more
2. women now command better careers and salaries and are able to look after themselves financially
 

Ou grote

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whenever the mood strikes me. I don't have to beg, crawl, pay, commit, jump through hoops, say **** I don't really mean, answer her if she asks me if she looks fat in those jeans, listen to her bitch about her backstabbing friends instead of just stop being friends with them, handle her moods or road rage... and she loves that I don't do those things even though she hates it as well. Pfff, I don't care either way. I tell her to **** off (in those words) whenever she does any of that **** and she comes back for more...hell...even apologizes

My eyes are open (yes, I quoted Fight Club)

So you're not getting any then.
 

Nicci

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I will definately get married. I always dreamt of a white and light pink wedding, with pink roses and a beautiful gown. I have been blessed to have found the most amazing guy ever, and cant wait to spend my life with him! We both want to get married, have children and spend our lives together.
 

wise_guy

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The greatest deniers of marriage are the ones that tie the knot first.
Marriage is an overwhelming force that will sweep you along before you know what hit you.
 

Shayd

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Frankly I have never had issues with marriage myself. I on the other hand have huge issues with people who expect it to change the relationship, for example guys who get lazy in the relationship or girls who suddenly have new expectations.

It took me 8 years to propose and we have been living together for 3 of those years. We have discussed everything from kids to money and everything else under the sun.

This time has given the ability to deal with each others quirks. She knows that if she becomes a "nag" I will cheat my ass off, and if I become lazy she will be a cold misery. We know each other inside out. I have rolled over in bed and farted in her in my sleep and she has been so plastered she has puked on me while I was driving. Even with this I still find her the most beautiful amazing wonderful gift from god.

Why wouldn't I want to marry her?

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guest2013-1

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So you're not getting any then.

I most definitely am. You want to pm me your number so we can phone you? She's eager to...

Shayd said:
Why wouldn't I want to marry her?

Cause all women are lying, cheating, superficial whores who have done insane **** to be with a guy they think can "provide" for them (read, freeload + get fat off his labor) AND control him like they want to?

*shrug*
 

Shayd

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I most definitely am. You want to pm me your number so we can phone you? She's eager to...



Cause all women are lying, cheating, superficial whores who have done insane **** to be with a guy they think can "provide" for them (read, freeload + get fat off his labor) AND control him like they want to?

*shrug*

Acid you need better taste in women. If these are the women you are finding your compass is off. My woman works 12 hours a day as a teacher and a tutor. She feels uncomfortable if I pay for more than dinner and finds gym a great place to unwind.

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guest2013-1

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Acid you need better taste in women

I try to but the restraining order afterwards is kind of a drag. Seriously, my "radar" consists of a battery of "tests" I've devised over the years. Suttle questions, mannerisms etc (same **** women do to men except, to women). And I've found the minute I THINK I have found a decent woman, there's going to be some black-dude hung like a horse porn star with aids that's going to jump out at me going "SUPRISE MOFO!".... so when I do find that decent lady... I usually brace for impact.

I'm too old to get a girl when they're all young and innocent now. So I'm happy with the whores for now since I get what I want when I want when the mood strikes. Emotionally I've cut myself off back in 2007 and I LOVE being misanthropic. Makes me all happy inside and people tend to stay the **** out of my way
 

tsume

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Right now in my life, I never see myself getting married.

I don't really wanna get married. My girlfriend really likes the idea of marriage though (at some point). I just don't see the point.

Must have been awhile since I read your posts, last time I remember you where going on about being a virgin and not having a girlfriend.
 

Elimentals

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The greatest deniers of marriage are the ones that tie the knot first.
Marriage is an overwhelming force that will sweep you along before you know what hit you.

Almost 40 and still never, even had a relationship.... I can be safe to say I am not one of those that tie the 1st knot :)
 

Ou grote

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I try to but the restraining order afterwards is kind of a drag. Seriously, my "radar" consists of a battery of "tests" I've devised over the years. Suttle questions, mannerisms etc (same **** women do to men except, to women). And I've found the minute I THINK I have found a decent woman, there's going to be some black-dude hung like a horse porn star with aids that's going to jump out at me going "SUPRISE MOFO!".... so when I do find that decent lady... I usually brace for impact.

I'm too old to get a girl when they're all young and innocent now. So I'm happy with the whores for now since I get what I want when I want when the mood strikes. Emotionally I've cut myself off back in 2007 and I LOVE being misanthropic. Makes me all happy inside and people tend to stay the **** out of my way

You inhaling the same stuff as Charlie Sheen?
 
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