Your family clearly has no respect for your property. Not to sound like an a-hole, but you should have disciplined your kids better. The wifey... Well, she belongs in the kitchen like some else said, maybe u should make her aware of that. Ban them all from using your equipment. Lock the remotes in a cupboard where only u have the key. Ground your kids and if they ask you for something say no. Be firm with them. If your wifey wants sex, tell her no, you get enough from your mistress

that should definately kick her in her ass!
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