I’m the mail Troll...

[Mila]

Do people in big companies realise that the mail that gets blocked are read by the Mail Troll (me)??????

At this moment i have all the insides off two ongoing affairs.
( It’s Valentines’ the girls are jealous of the guy and his plans for valentines...... his wife is planning a romantic evening for him, he “complained about it”)

And i have tried to educate people about this but they just carry on.
Now because it is not spam or chainmail and everybody is entitled to some personal mail i’m not allowed to keep it blocked when they ask for it.
But i have to speed read through it.
And they are starting to get kinky...

 

[alisiaoh]

Hahaha,sounds like a cool job to me! how i'd like to read some of the sordid things ppl say to each other in email......

 

[icyrus]

I hope your company has a documented agreement with their employees stating that they will be reading their emails.

More to the point though, if people want their conversations to remain private they should use encryption.

 

[semiautomatix]

 

[Mila]

@ icyrus yes they sign the papers telling them that everything is our property and everything will be read.

@ alisiaoh.... it is fun
I have this big girl (fat) busy with online dating, and it goes fine until she sends her photo then we start the process all over again.

 

[alisiaoh]

So tell us some more about the affairs...... i could use some gossip right now

 

[Grouter]

Publish and be damned!

 

[Peder]

LOL!!! lets hope none of the people at work know you post here

I cannot believe people do such odd things...

 

[Mila]

Publish and be damned!

Rather not share i can get into trouble...

But with out saying anything it has to do with fantasies

 

[alisiaoh]

ag darn.... thats a bummer....

 

[blunomore]

I have this big girl (fat) busy with online dating, and it goes fine until she sends her photo then we start the process all over again.

At least she is honest. She could have photshopped that thing to death

 

[Sackboy]

Do people in big companies realise that the mail that gets blocked are read by the Mail Troll (me)??????

At this moment i have all the insides off two ongoing affairs.
( It’s Valentines’ the girls are jealous of the guy and his plans for valentines...... his wife is planning a romantic evening for him, he “complained about it”)

And i have tried to educate people about this but they just carry on.
Now because it is not spam or chainmail and everybody is entitled to some personal mail i’m not allowed to keep it blocked when they ask for it.
But i have to speed read through it.
And they are starting to get kinky...

LOL
And I'm the network guy watching you using the internet during work time

 

[Mila]

LOL
And I'm the network guy watching you using the internet during work time

At least she is honest. She could have photshopped that thing to death

True.....


Then come work functions and i put faces to names.............

 

[Conradl]

We once had a guy who complained that he was not receiving any "important" emails that his wife sent him. When we checked it was pictures of junior (he had no kids); we forwarded them to him and never heard from him again.... The fact that the title of the email was "our little problem" just made it funnier

 

[Mila]

We once had a guy who complained that he was not receiving any "important" emails that his wife sent him. When we checked it was pictures of junior (he had no kids); we forwarded them to him and never heard from him again.... The fact that the title of the email was "our little problem" just made it funnier

LOLZLOLZ!!!! I would have canned my self

We had a women sending hard core porn to her husband, we asked her to stop she denied and made a stink.......... in the end we had to show her and a few bosses the mails she claims shae did not send.

Well lets just say it's hard to deny it when its you lying with our legs open wide and hubby showing his little junior to the camera.....

 

[Conradl]

LOLZLOLZ!!!! I would have canned my self

We had a women sending hard core porn to her husband, we asked her to stop she denied and made a stink.......... in the end we had to show her and a few bosses the mails she claims shae did not send.

Well lets just say it's hard to deny it when its you lying with our legs open wide and hubby showing his little junior to the camera.....

LOL Yeah, you try to be nice and kinda just mention to people that they should stop. Then they go and make a big thing about it and make a huge problem for themselves where there was non

 

[genetic]

Well lets just say it's hard to deny it when its you lying with our legs open wide and hubby showing his little junior to the camera.....

Lol @ little junior (poor guy)

VERY embarrasing I'm sure!!

 

[HypoThesis]

lol!

So how does it work, is there certain content in the mails that flags the mail for you to review or do you have to sift through ALL that kark? Reason i ask is what exactly triggered you needing to read the mail between the two jealous chicks?

 

[Mila]

lol!

So how does it work, is there certain content in the mails that flags the mail for you to review or do you have to sift through ALL that kark? Reason i ask is what exactly triggered you needing to read the mail between the two jealous chicks?

Think trigger words... b!@tch...... and so.
Yes our system use triger words. Until the 14th its worse than ussual.
Repeated words and and and and, sale we have sifted through most of it. You can also aply to have mail white listed. Like our invoices coming in.

 

[Mila]

Update....

One of these chicks is now fiddling with two married guys. So i guess she has a taste for "geringde voels"!

Now i'm not one to call people names but:

SKANK

Oh hell it keeps me awake so i do not complain