I feel I need to make a Stand?

waynegohl

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I feel I need to make a Stand!

As the title suggest and any of you wishing to help, please sign on.

Corruption in the ruling party.
Jobs for friends.
Unemployment.
Scandals left right and centre.
Price fixing on fuel, food stuffs etc.
Drugs and violence are an everyday thing.
the list goes on and on.

People we are told to follow end up running away with our money. we are subjected to second class citizens in our own country whilst the government looks after people from across the border.

Is the rest of the world pointing fingers at us and laughing?

Anyway back to my stand. well it must be made from metal and wood. maybe about 6ft x 3ft. i need to sell fruit and veg from it and maybe some other groceries. as time goes on i might expand my stand.
So i will be needing some planks and some metal tubing maybe some nails and a welding machine.

any ideas are welcome.
 
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pos(t)er

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Jacob Zuma is the popo of the fruit world! Hear hear!

About your stand, be sure to equip it with under the counter facilities for the more exotic fresh produce you might be supplying.
 

IceBlade84

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You forgot the Eskom sh*t.

Oh and make your stand from metal, we don't want it to break with all those issues on it.
 

Balstrome

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You remember those noddy dogs that used to be put in the back of car windows, I wonder if you could source some similar zoomer dolls for your stand
 

WolfByte

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Lol, you can call it that too. The Zoomer, for fast cars ;) Look at his boggly head go!
 

eek

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tee hee hee...be sure to get Jackie Selebi on your side! :D
 

Lycanthrope

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I suggest a stand that sells education to the masses - specifically on how to vote.
 
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