I feel really bad. Am I an @$$hole?

DJ...

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help my uit hier
  • Chainsaw? Nah its a bit noisy.
  • That also rules out guns.
  • Knives are too messy and leave plenty evidence.
  • Slow poison might work but do your research first.
  • Try bleach in her coffee but get industrial strength and add extra coffee to hide the taste.
  • Do you have a large staircase at home and are you a good actor? Seems you've got the lying down to an art already.
  • What kind of pillows do you have? Feather pillows dont work.
  • Could you not hire someone? But this method is in the news at the moment so tread carefully.
  • Do you have pallisade fencing and a frisbee?

Let us know how it goes - glad to help...
 

DJ...

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Now if Sandra Bullock acted in that Crash, I would have it in my DVD collection.
 

DJ...

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I thought you were a huge fan of James Spader and his B grade smut movies
Nah, clearly we dont have similar taste in movies so quit stalking now FFS...

James Spader as Alan Shore, yes. James Spader as a porn star - not so much.
 

iDenTiTy

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James Spader and porn. Why? What are you talking about?
S**t. Waay off. Have no idea anymore...

All guys have seen porn before... Those that say they haven't are just too embarrassed.

Smut movies != porn.
 

Alan

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Oh saintly alanf85, who's no doubt so clean he's probably never even seen his own d1ck.
No there was a time before the boep :eek:

I'm missing a secretary at the moment. I could pick in my car if you'd like. I look like a young Spader by the way
 
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