I have always wondered, curious even, about escorts

[InSanity]

Whew some of you guys are cheap asses? Spur is too hectic for a date? Mimmos pizza? Come on, you need to splash out a bit on the first couple dates. Most I spent on a date was around R15k. Picked her up at a club, took her to the airport, we had a champagne breakfast and flew her down to CT for a night, no expense spared.

I only saw her a couple of times afterward. She wasn't all that when I sobered up. She was ready to get married though. :erm:

and the you showed her your 35cm penis amiright ???

 

[nightjar]

Ugly chicks try harder.

Banging an ugly chick is like riding a scooter.
It's ok as long as your friends don't know.

 

[Ms_S]

Whew some of you guys are cheap asses? Spur is too hectic for a date? Mimmos pizza? Come on, you need to splash out a bit on the first couple dates. Most I spent on a date was around R15k. Picked her up at a club, took her to the airport, we had a champagne breakfast and flew her down to CT for a night, no expense spared.

I only saw her a couple of times afterward. She wasn't all that when I sobered up. She was ready to get married though. :erm:

This sounds like that one episode of Two and a Half Men.

Even rich people will think this is a bit excessive, especially since it was spent on a virtual stranger.

 

[syntax]

Whew some of you guys are cheap asses? Spur is too hectic for a date? Mimmos pizza? Come on, you need to splash out a bit on the first couple dates. Most I spent on a date was around R15k. Picked her up at a club, took her to the airport, we had a champagne breakfast and flew her down to CT for a night, no expense spared.

I only saw her a couple of times afterward. She wasn't all that when I sobered up. She was ready to get married though. :erm:

This doesnt really impress me though, if you have to "wow" someone by spending a lot of money on them it doesnt really say much about either of you. She is likely a gold digger or you are lacking in personality and originality and have to resort to throwing money at the problem to try and impress a lady

 

[azbob]

Some of us don't need to drop 15k to impress a girl...

Or strangers on the Internet

 

[I.am.Sam]

i also went out with a girl once ...

we flew to monaco in my private jet and i bought her diamonds.

we got driven to my yacht in my rolls royce

gordon ramsey was my personal chef on my yacht when we got there

we spent the night under the stars

not sure how much i spent but i didnt count

we broke up the next day cause she had one left boob smaller than the right but i met a supermodel and well i tried to beat that date so ya

 

[Velenoso]

Okay, so can you put 15K in my bank account? Just see it as investment for me to take out a girl on a very special date.

No, go make your own 15k.

Some of us don't need to drop 15k to impress a girl... (but yeah, spur = wtf)

It's not like it happens every day. It was once and I was wasted and it was fun. I don't regret it one bit.

and the you showed her your 35cm penis amiright ???

Believe what you like, believe what you like...

This sounds like that one episode of Two and a Half Men.

Even rich people will think this is a bit excessive, especially since it was spent on a virtual stranger.

**** dude... I know decent chicks that would suck you off for less.

It was excessive, but this is a thread about hookers. That's the closest I got to one, so don't judge!

 

[azbob]

When you have a girl spending R15k to take YOU out, then we can talk

 

[syntax]

When you have a girl spending R15k to take YOU out, then we can talk

Define take me out
im sure i could get a girl to pay 15k to bump me off if i tried hard enough

 

[InSanity]

When you have a girl spending R15k to take YOU out, then we can talk

I had a girl spend a few hundred on me one night, I was super broke she invited me out i said i dont have cash she offered to pay for me and my friend ... and i still didnt put out I was kind of like the reverse of phoenixs girls

 

[Pho3nix]

I had a girl spend a few hundred on me one night, I was super broke she invited me out i said i dont have cash she offered to pay for me and my friend ... and i still didnt put out I was kind of like the reverse of phoenixs girls

/PK

:twisted:

 

[Ninja'd]

Jesus Harold Christ! Rohypnol is far cheaper.

 

[Ou grote]

This doesnt really impress me though, if you have to "wow" someone by spending a lot of money on them it doesnt really say much about either of you. She is likely a gold digger or you are lacking in personality and originality and have to resort to throwing money at the problem to try and impress a lady

Thats what poor people who can't afford Rhino horn have to do.

 

[rorz0r]

i also went out with a girl once ...

we flew to monaco in my private jet and i bought her diamonds.

we got driven to my yacht in my rolls royce

gordon ramsey was my personal chef on my yacht when we got there

we spent the night under the stars

not sure how much i spent but i didnt count

we broke up the next day cause she had one left boob smaller than the right but i met a supermodel and well i tried to beat that date so ya

And then you woke up?

It's not like it happens every day. It was once and I was wasted and it was fun. I don't regret it one bit.

Fair enough, but then you're spending it cos you felt like it and you could so why not. Just nice to have a girl with you cos you'd look like an idiot going to cape town by yourself

 

[I.am.Sam]

And then you woke up?

Fair enough, but then you're spending it cos you felt like it and you could so why not. Just nice to have a girl with you cos you'd look like an idiot going to cape town by yourself

what i thought everyone was making up stories

 

[InSanity]

what i thought everyone was making up stories

hey mine are true i have witnesses !!!

 

[I.am.Sam]

hey mine are true i have witnesses !!!

and none of them took pics or made vids

ya right

atleast in my story i had the paparazzi chasing me all over while i was driving my Bugatti around monaco

 

[Icarium]

I guess at the higher end of the scale I can see the ladies being convincing enough actresses to gloss over the purely transactional nature of the meeting, but at the R500 an hour level you're probably better of with Mrs. Palm (Unless you're completely unable to attract the opposite sex, in which case I guess it's better than nothing).

I've never directly paid for it, but there was one woman I met who offered *me* money, which was bizarre.

 

[Wikkels88]

Lets calculate shall we

3 Dates(Movies,Food and Drinks) + Calls + SMS ~ R3500 odd (Might get laid or a BJ) VS Guaranteed sexy time with lookable excort
6 Dates + Gifts + Phone Calls + SMS + Whatsapp (70% success rate when you need to get laid, anytime you want) ~ R7.5-10k VS 1 night with a HOT escort.

You dating high maintance chicks dude, 3 dates would work me out about R1200 with about 90% chance for sex after the 3rd date, hookers are still cheaper:twisted:

 

[Pho3nix]

You dating high maintance chicks dude, 3 dates would work me out about R1200 with about 90% chance for sex after the 3rd date, hookers are still cheaper:twisted:

It was an example people!!!