I have always wondered, curious even, about escorts

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Mike Hoxbig said:
lol, because they're the epitome of good morals?
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Reminds me of this joke.

A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society.

After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavoury areas of the city on the way to the reception.

"William, what are those women doing leaning against lampposts?"

"Oh, those are just tarts who hire their bodies out for sex at fifty dollars a time."

"Wow, fifty dollars!" exclaimed the bride, "the monks only used to give us an apple...
 
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Stokstert said:
Reminds me of this joke.

A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society.

After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavoury areas of the city on the way to the reception.

"William, what are those women doing leaning against lampposts?"

"Oh, those are just tarts who hire their bodies out for sex at fifty dollars a time."

"Wow, fifty dollars!" exclaimed the bride, "the monks only used to give us an apple...
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Haha :D
 
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Imagine the betrayal felt by William

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"Last time I heard it was 1k for a "special time" there"


WTF!!!! :wtf:

Why don't you put Mrs Palmer and her five daughters to good use.. You can then take yourself out to dinner afterward and still have plenty cash for a second date..
 
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blacqueguy said:
Yes...reason why I haven't even tried these gals is out of fear ...stds are real

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Just choose one which advertises shower facilities available.

Not posted from a flippin smartphone!!
 
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Roger.Wilco said:
So that they don't have to spend money on prostitutes anymore? ;)
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I think its so that they can get warm meals after a long hard day at work and have an std-less oven to bake offspring

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How is this legal and prostitution isn't? Same thing no? Except prozzies wait on the sidewalk for you, while escorts wait at their house.
 
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It is illegal to exchange money for sex. I guess as long as they keep that part vague in their marketing it isn't illegal.

But it is not illegal if you buy your wife a BMW for ****ing you ;)
 
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these girls are a waste of time and overpriced, rather go to a brothel, you will save quite a bit, best bang for your back is streetwalkers though.
 
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But I always see in newspaper, call me if you looking for a good time... is that legal since "a good time" is a broad term?
 
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Fader4 said:
these girls are a waste of time and overpriced, rather go to a brothel, you will save quite a bit, best bang for your back is streetwalkers though.
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Have you done any street walkers?

Street walkers look dirty and dangerous ...even sickly...these gals on the that link look clean young and fresh

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RustyPrincess said:
Oh wow.
Why did I open this thread.

You shouldn't consider cheating on your wife with a prostitue (or with anyone for that matter), you will more than likely pass on a disease or 3. Get a divorce rather, then you can have as many "escorts" as you like.

But if you really must, you can go to Teazers or Lollipop lounge etc, and pay the girls there. Last time I heard it was 1k for a "special time" there. This was a few years ago.

Why do people get married?! :wtf:
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Last time i was there they had a "menu", there was a 1k option, no clue what it was though.

Fader4 said:
these girls are a waste of time and overpriced, rather go to a brothel, you will save quite a bit, best bang for your back is streetwalkers though.
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and you are likely to get robbed and a nice case of crotch rot
 
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blacqueguy said:
Have you done any street walkers?

Street walkers look dirty and dangerous ...even sickly...these gals on the that link look clean young and fresh
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photoshop is a beautiful thing
 
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