I have always wondered, curious even, about escorts

azbob

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i have always wondered,curious even, about escorts

posted there already, let's see if i attract anyone with my blunt and cynical honesty

I see a lot of women there invite complete strangers to come over :wtf: can't be very safe unless they're the ones that are up to something.
 

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i have always wondered,curious even, about escorts

posted there already, let's see if i attract anyone with my blunt and cynical honesty

You better screen real carefully, somehow I think you're liable to attract the most scammers from there. You'll probably get contacted by a lot of dudes too.
 

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I see a lot of women there invite complete strangers to come over :wtf: can't be very safe unless they're the ones that are up to something.

there is a con where they say they're married, invite you over, and the husband bursts in on the two of you. he then demands all the money on your wallet or threatens to kill both of you, and they continue the cycle. they even put it in a Stephen King book :p can't be too careful :D
 

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i have always wondered,curious even, about escorts

Mind linking your ad? Would love to see it :D
 

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You better screen real carefully, somehow I think you're liable to attract the most scammers from there. You'll probably get contacted by a lot of dudes too.

i don't mind being hit on by guys, just my performance with them may be a bit *** :p you know, not being able to get on up and all :p

but i will, i'm still half-doing it, part of me thinks i shouldn't, part of me is sick of masturbating as much as i do. i mean i'm great at pleasuring women, but it's a mission to find someone who wants to haveit and that will let you go right afterwards to go on and live your life without expecting something from each other
 

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i have always wondered,curious even, about escorts

you don't know me at all :p

i'm 28, Flabby, and straight as an arrow :p and i'll only do animals if they're female animals :p

No I meant if any CT forumite wants to make a quick R500.

Go on then, post yours! We won't contact you.

Edit: I see you did, thanks!
 

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Lol you basically posted a MyBB thread on that site. Let us know what sort of responses you get :D

so far two saying we should be friends, nothing else. i'm sure guys are more determined hunting for women than women are hunting for men. i'm sure if i stated that i was gay i'd have a hundred messages by now
 

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i have always wondered,curious even, about escorts

Huh?! I thought that cumtree was a typo for gumtree:wtf:
 

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i have always wondered,curious even, about escorts

Wow!!! That is very crude too. I'm afraid to wonder what kind of mate you're going to attract with an ad like that.
 

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Wow!!! That is very crude too. I'm afraid to wonder what kind of mate you're going to attract with an ad like that.

*shrugs* i'm not looking to lie. i've become crude, because giving your heart away means somebody gets to stomp all over it. i have no issues with sex now, but i do have issues hurting somebody emotionally or psychologically now. having a son i don't have time to go out to parties and stay the night, ask Insanity and others, i'm a non-drinker adn i practically rush home to get back to my son to make sure he is alright. i'm not ready for a relationship or to give somebody my time without being a neurotic father
 
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i also have a history of ruining anyone's life that i get romantically involved with, though i have been complimented on my sex, so what's a whore to do?
 

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Lol, well I learnt something new today, SA's first online porn classifieds.
 

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Lol, well I learnt something new today, SA's first online porn classifieds.

there are SO many. but it depends on the individuals that post there, and a lot of them aren't free
 

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i have always wondered,curious even, about escorts

so far two saying we should be friends, nothing else. i'm sure guys are more determined hunting for women than women are hunting for men. i'm sure if i stated that i was gay i'd have a hundred messages by now

It also says that you posted it yesterday morning, which was before you posted in this thread. Sneaky bastid :D
 

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It also says that you posted it yesterday morning, which was before you posted in this thread. Sneaky bastid :D

yesterday i was so desperate, i joined every site and put anything up i could find. i even had an opportunity to have sex with a friend for money which i turned down because i would have felt like crap. i miss pleasuring women soooo muuuch :crying:

edit: i'm pretty sure it was the afternoon?
 

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i have always wondered,curious even, about escorts

yesterday i was so desperate, i joined every site and put anything up i could find. i even had an opportunity to have sex with a friend for money which i turned down because i would have felt like crap. i miss pleasuring women soooo muuuch :crying:

edit: i'm pretty sure it was the afternoon?

Does you friend usually charge or did she just want you so badly? :erm:
 
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