I have always wondered, curious even, about escorts

Pho3nix

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Haha so true, I mean work out what it costs to take a new girl(the semie decent ones at least) on a couple of dates, escorts are waaaay cheaper:D

Lets calculate shall we :)

3 Dates(Movies,Food and Drinks) + Calls + SMS ~ R3500 odd (Might get laid or a BJ) VS Guaranteed sexy time with lookable excort
6 Dates + Gifts + Phone Calls + SMS + Whatsapp (70% success rate when you need to get laid, anytime you want) ~ R7.5-10k VS 1 night with a HOT escort.
 

Nerfherder

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dude a bang is a bang is a bang...besides the site is loaded with bombay chicks. i have a thing for that

Eish relax a bit ..I'm just curious ...and..its no excuse,but sometimes its because one has to...

1k is a bit too much for a few minutes of sweating

Anyway if I wanted a lesson on morals I would have approached a pastor

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Don't do it man... not worth it.

Loads of risk for you and in the end you most likely wont enjoy it more than a w@nk anyway. Honestly its safer and better to just bang a desperate chick at a club.


I have never done it but I can tell you that most people who have say that it feels rubbish because the whole time you know that girl just wants to get your cash and get out.

Its not going to be sexy and wild, its going to be clinical and pedestrian.
 

Mike Hoxbig

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Lets calculate shall we :)

3 Dates(Movies,Food and Drinks) + Calls + SMS ~ R3500 odd (Might get laid or a BJ) VS Guaranteed sexy time with lookable excort
6 Dates + Gifts + Phone Calls + SMS + Whatsapp (70% success rate when you need to get laid, anytime you want) ~ R7.5-10k VS 1 night with a HOT escort.

Lol you guys obviously spent a lot of time thinking about this :D Dates don't cost that much, but it's not just monetary value either, but you need to sacrifice time as well.

Anyway the trade-off is the higher risk of STDs by banging a hooker. And foreplay is pretty much a no-go either, unless you're the type who's into kissing hookers :sick:
 

Rocket Raccoon

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Lets calculate shall we :)

3 Dates(Movies,Food and Drinks) + Calls + SMS ~ R3500 odd (Might get laid or a BJ) VS Guaranteed sexy time with lookable excort
6 Dates + Gifts + Phone Calls + SMS + Whatsapp (70% success rate when you need to get laid, anytime you want) ~ R7.5-10k VS 1 night with a HOT escort.

Facking Boolsheet
 

InSanity

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Lets calculate shall we :)

3 Dates(Movies,Food and Drinks) + Calls + SMS ~ R3500 odd (Might get laid or a BJ) VS Guaranteed sexy time with lookable excort
6 Dates + Gifts + Phone Calls + SMS + Whatsapp (70% success rate when you need to get laid, anytime you want) ~ R7.5-10k VS 1 night with a HOT escort.

sigh you doing it wrong go to bar flirt with hot chick tell her to buy you a drink... guaranteed score cost = R15profit(drink)
 

I.am.Sam

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hmmmmm ....a pornstar or a normal bar girl

there is a big cost difference to furking and getting furked
 

mercurial

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Lets calculate shall we :)

3 Dates(Movies,Food and Drinks) + Calls + SMS ~ R3500 odd (Might get laid or a BJ) VS Guaranteed sexy time with lookable excort
6 Dates + Gifts + Phone Calls + SMS + Whatsapp (70% success rate when you need to get laid, anytime you want) ~ R7.5-10k VS 1 night with a HOT escort.

Is jy bef*k ou bru?
 

tsume

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Lets calculate shall we :)

3 Dates(Movies,Food and Drinks) + Calls + SMS ~ R3500 odd (Might get laid or a BJ) VS Guaranteed sexy time with lookable excort
6 Dates + Gifts + Phone Calls + SMS + Whatsapp (70% success rate when you need to get laid, anytime you want) ~ R7.5-10k VS 1 night with a HOT escort.

Wow, take me out on a date.
That's crazy spending money. At your age you should be barely spending to get a girl...yet you spend so much but still post about relationship drama. So something needs to change
 

InSanity

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Wow, take me out on a date.
That's crazy spending money. At your age you should be barely spending to get a girl...yet you spend so much but still post about relationship drama. So something needs to change
Take tips from this one never have a seen someone with as much confidence and game !!! even i bow before !!!
 

I.am.Sam

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true take advice from chew me ...

the man is the reason why axe now says they brand can get ladies
 
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