I just received a "Mephisto Helix and William" proposition.

azbob

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Let's see how long till this thread gets locked...
 

Shake&Bake

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Ninja,Helix and William.
That's 3 guys.

Seems there's an extra dick and nobodys checking.

From what I got from the OP, is that Ninja'd got the same proposition as MH and William.
Which I'd gather was another female offering it up to MH and Will.

If it is as you say, then there's just too many LightSabers in the room for me to consider such an offer :erm:
 

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From what I got from the OP, is that Ninja'd got the same proposition as MH and William.
Which I'd gather was another female offering it up to MH and Will.

If it is as you say, then there's just too many LightSabers in the room for me to consider such an offer :erm:

Well whatever the scenario , someone is about to feel the force...

From the rear.
 

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Don't go to the dark side young padawan, especially if the prospect of a strange light saber near yours is too weird ........
 

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Dafuq does this even mean? :wtf:

Exactly just that.
I'm egging yourself and a few others here not to knock a Devil's Threeway until you've tried it.
But I'm being a bit of a hypocrite as I still haven't let beetroot down my gullet.

And I'm talking genuine Beetroot, the vegetable - It's not some UrbanDictionary phrase for menstrual blood infused pubes, if that's what you may have been thinking.
 

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'k. So, I'm a little hammered right now and I don't really know how to get back into this thread. Truth be told, I'm not exactly sure what this thread is about. I'm assuming its about ninja'd getting an invite to have sex with a "hetero" couple. Bear with me.

To all those in "hetero" relationships, here's some news: your gf/wife/fiancée, while she loves you, fantasises about fccking some good looking, charismatic dude every time she fccks you. Ok, not every time, but, while you're fantasising about some (censored so that the thread doesn't get locked) she's fantasising about Brad Pitt (censored) her (censored) while you (censored) her (censored).

If this freaks you out you're a hypocrite and you know why.

Since I'm hammered, I am going to waffle a bit. If you're a normal heterosexual male, you should at least be almost aware that your SO has about a 99.99% chance of her fantasies being fulfilled before yours ever are. Which means the chances are you're bound to find yourself in an MMF threesome long, long, very long, before you ever find yourself in a FFM threesome.

Anyway, fcck this, I've lost my train of thought. The fact is that guys that are horrified by the thought of seeing another man's erect penis are faggots. F@gg)t$ if that got censored. It's not your fault but, being scared of erect penii is fccking weird. There is just no justifiable reason to be turned off by another man's cock. I'm not saying you should be turned on by it but, at the very least, you should have a completely neutral response to it. Most women enjoy looking at a nice pair of breasts, why are you so scared of letting yourself admire a nice cock up close and personal.

Now, to be honest I don't think of myself as gay or even bisexual ( although by definition that's probably what I am) but if I'm going to tell some chick to choke on some other dudes nice fat cock I don't seriously see the problem with grabbing said cock and feeding it to said chick.

Fear of other peoples genitals is abnormal even if it does have 2000 years of tradition behind it. That's all I'm saying.

Someone please take a screenshot before this thread gets locked. It would be a great pity if it is.
 

Nick333

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Exactly just that.
I'm egging yourself and a few others here not to knock a Devil's Threeway until you've tried it.
But I'm being a bit of a hypocrite as I still haven't let beetroot down my gullet.

And I'm talking genuine Beetroot, the vegetable - It's not some UrbanDictionary phrase for menstrual blood infused pubes, if that's what you may have been thinking.

Listen, joining in a MMF threeway will teach you more about yourself than any other experience you're likely to have before you die. Even, if that lesson is that you really don't dig other dudes sexually. So, don't apologise.
 

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'k. So, I'm a little hammered right now and I don't really know how to get back into this thread. Truth be told, I'm not exactly sure what this thread is about. I'm assuming its about ninja'd getting an invite to have sex with a "hetero" couple. Bear with me.

To all those in "hetero" relationships, here's some news: your gf/wife/fiancée, while she loves you, fantasises about fccking some good looking, charismatic dude every time she fccks you. Ok, not every time, but, while you're fantasising about some (censored so that the thread doesn't get locked) she's fantasising about Brad Pitt (censored) her (censored) while you (censored) her (censored).

If this freaks you out you're a hypocrite and you know why.

Since I'm hammered, I am going to waffle a bit. If you're a normal heterosexual male, you should at least be almost aware that your SO has about a 99.99% chance of her fantasies being fulfilled before yours ever are. Which means the chances are you're bound to find yourself in an MMF threesome long, long, very long, before you ever find yourself in a FFM threesome.

Anyway, fcck this, I've lost my train of thought. The fact is that guys that are horrified by the thought of seeing another man's erect penis are faggots. F@gg)t$ if that got censored. It's not your fault but, being scared of erect penii is fccking weird. There is just no justifiable reason to be turned off by another man's cock. I'm not saying you should be turned on by it but, at the very least, you should have a completely neutral response to it. Most women enjoy looking at a nice pair of breasts, why are you so scared of letting yourself admire a nice cock up close and personal.

Now, to be honest I don't think of myself as gay or even bisexual ( although by definition that's probably what I am) but if I'm going to tell some chick to choke on some other dudes nice fat cock I don't seriously see the problem with grabbing said cock and feeding it to said chick.

Fear of other peoples genitals is abnormal even if it does have 2000 years of tradition behind it. That's all I'm saying.

Someone please take a screenshot before this thread gets locked. It would be a great pity if it is.

OFT! ;) :D
 

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Devil's Threeway ain't nothing but a G-thing baby. :D

In my case, my best friend was the dude - so we were lol'ing and tagging each other in like WWE Tag Team Mates when swopping positions.

I don't see how you can knock it until you've tried it.
Though I'm hypocritical to a degree with that statement, because I still refuse to eat beetroot without ever having tasted it. :erm:

This might just be the greatest story I've ever heard :crying:
 

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You have to be really comfortable in your sexuality to participate in a 3some with someone else of your gender.
And remember the bro code:
'Never make eye contact with a bro while doing a devil's threesome. \m/'

When it comes to a 3sum, guys only, you need to be extremely confident as it can be very intimidating, at first, but once you get into the swing of things it is as easy as ABC.

Our bro code is "always make eye contact"

The strange thing is that the married guys are always up for 3sums.
 

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mmmm I have to say.....not sure if I would be able to do a 3 some with a guy and a woman. I have watched some bi porn ... I just put my hand over my one eye to block out the part of the screen where the womaninz is at that time :) ... but to have a woman in the same bed ... mmm I dont know hey. I was invited a while ago by a married guy to have a 3some with him and his wife. He is bi and his wife likes it .... but he was very clear about the fact that she wont just be watching...she will be partaking. I very politely said thank you for the invite ... but no thank you.

I suppose it also depends on what exactlyl would be involved for the OP. If the girl that wants the 3some is not into watching guys touch each other or kissing each other while doing her then I guess I dont see why not.
 

biometrics

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'k. So, I'm a little hammered right now and I don't really know how to get back into this thread. Truth be told, I'm not exactly sure what this thread is about. I'm assuming its about ninja'd getting an invite to have sex with a "hetero" couple. Bear with me.

To all those in "hetero" relationships, here's some news: your gf/wife/fiancée, while she loves you, fantasises about fccking some good looking, charismatic dude every time she fccks you. Ok, not every time, but, while you're fantasising about some (censored so that the thread doesn't get locked) she's fantasising about Brad Pitt (censored) her (censored) while you (censored) her (censored).

If this freaks you out you're a hypocrite and you know why.

Since I'm hammered, I am going to waffle a bit. If you're a normal heterosexual male, you should at least be almost aware that your SO has about a 99.99% chance of her fantasies being fulfilled before yours ever are. Which means the chances are you're bound to find yourself in an MMF threesome long, long, very long, before you ever find yourself in a FFM threesome.

Anyway, fcck this, I've lost my train of thought. The fact is that guys that are horrified by the thought of seeing another man's erect penis are faggots. F@gg)t$ if that got censored. It's not your fault but, being scared of erect penii is fccking weird. There is just no justifiable reason to be turned off by another man's cock. I'm not saying you should be turned on by it but, at the very least, you should have a completely neutral response to it. Most women enjoy looking at a nice pair of breasts, why are you so scared of letting yourself admire a nice cock up close and personal.

Now, to be honest I don't think of myself as gay or even bisexual ( although by definition that's probably what I am) but if I'm going to tell some chick to choke on some other dudes nice fat cock I don't seriously see the problem with grabbing said cock and feeding it to said chick.

Fear of other peoples genitals is abnormal even if it does have 2000 years of tradition behind it. That's all I'm saying.

Someone please take a screenshot before this thread gets locked. It would be a great pity if it is.

Best you stay off the cat Nick. ;)
 

Ockie

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I aint against the idea of with being with a dude. I went as far as first base with another guy.

Ok...so you have kissed a guy .... with tongue and everything. Did you enjoy it? If you did....then maybe you would enjoy having a 3some with another guy and a woman.
 
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