I want to get shot,am I retarded?

MickeyD

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You need professional help.

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Friedpet

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The answer to your thread title is no... Just breathtakingly uninformed.
No such thing as "minimal" damage from even the smallest projectile traveling at 1500+ km/h and rifles can spit out rounds at twice that speed.

+1 for common sense. You don't maybe have a link to a website/video showing the soft tissue damage that projectiles of that speed cause?
I've seen presentations about it but could never find the videos. They basically shot baboons (think they were dead) and recorded the impact with high speed cameras. A 9mm pistol created an 'air pocket' of about 5cm around the bullet - that means even if the bullet has a diameter of 9mm, it's like a 5cm object going through you. That causes severe damage.
 

DerpiesFreud

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I had one as a child(toy gun thingy)
then my parents threw it away claiming it would make me violent :crying:

+1 for common sense. You don't maybe have a link to a website/video showing the soft tissue damage that projectiles of that speed cause?
I've seen presentations about it but could never find the videos. They basically shot baboons (think they were dead) and recorded the impact with high speed cameras. A 9mm pistol created an 'air pocket' of about 5cm around the bullet - that means even if the bullet has a diameter of 9mm, it's like a 5cm object going through you. That causes severe damage.
Yeah what about aiming so that I only fall in the blast radius by 1 or 2cm?
This would be at point blank range
 

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I don't believe getting shot on purpose works the same way as a flu injection.
 

gregmcc

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That's demented! You seriously need professional help!
 

DerpiesFreud

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I don't believe getting shot on purpose works the same way as a flu injection.
lol,however It would prepare me mentally for the next time I get shot,who knows I could get shot 2 decades from now
That might work, but then you're not shot, only shot at;)
Close enough
Yeah! something like that,except for my arm/hand
Yes we can!
That's demented! You seriously need professional help!
Why does everyone say that? :erm: :crying:
 

Hemi300c

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Clearly someone who wants to get shot has no understanding of the unpredictability of a bullet.
If you go ahead I suggest a dum dum or eliminator round.
 

Dave

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like in the arm/hand(or somewhere with minimal damage)
just for the psychological and physical reaction to being shot.
Might help if I were ever to be shot in a break-in/robbery etc?

You're absolutely stupid to even consider it. Not only is it extremely painful when it happens but you can expect to have adverse effects for as long as you live.

Don't even wish it upon yourself, it really is just idiotic to want it to happen :mad:.
 

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I can shoot you. Send me a PM. You sign a contract if I kill you I can't be held liable.

Am I a retard? No but I like getting rid of retards.
 
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DerpiesFreud

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You're absolutely stupid to even consider it. Not only is it extremely painful when it happens but you can expect to have adverse effects for as long as you live.

Don't even wish it upon yourself, it really is just idiotic to want it to happen :mad:.
Yes it is extremely painful,what gave it away?
This is south africa,I`m bound to get shot at least once in my lifetime,I just want to be prepared for when the time comes
 

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Yes it is extremely painful,what gave it away?

Nothing but personal experience.

This is south africa,I`m bound to get shot at least once in my lifetime,I just want to be prepared for when the time comes

I am pretty sure that not everyone will, so why be an idiot and wish it on yourself?

Many people get run over by trains, cars or buses, people drown, people experience plane crashes, are you going to try all of them?

You need help....
 

DerpiesFreud

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I can shoot you. Send me a PM. You sign a contract if I kill you I can't be held liable.

Am I a retard? No but I like getting rid of retards.
:erm: The objective of this experiment is to get shot without dying,I dont see dying as very pleasant
what about shooting me with a camera? Apparantly I`m quite the sight
Nothing but personal experience.

I am pretty sure that not everyone will, so why be an idiot and wish it on yourself?

Many people get run over by trains, cars or buses, people drown, people experience plane crashes, are you going to try all of them?

You need help....
maybe you are right,
there`s a lot of other stuff that can happen,being stabbed isnt something I`d like to experiment with :erm:
Guess there isn`t much I can prepare myself for in terms of violent stuff happening to me
 
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