ic is a bot!

UtterNutter

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'tis true!

Never mind the fact that he is online 24/7, never needs sleep or that he has the highest post count by a massive margin. But there is one more piece of evidence that is irrefutable:

Listen to the MyADSL postcast number 2. ic sounds just like that old Creative Labs program Dr. SBAITSO!!!!

"I - am - a - sophisticated - machine - sent - from - the - future - to - moderate - this - forum."

:D
 

slimothy

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wow dude, thats some pretty hurtfull stuff you just said, didn't know you had it in you
 

UtterNutter

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ic said:
Your post :confused: my programming which is now hacked - cannot decide if this is a gripe or a suggestion...:D
See what I mean? A human would be able to tell that it is a gripe, as well as a revelation!

Damn bot.
 

UtterNutter

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If ic is the unpatched mod bot, then it will crash when its post count reaches 9999. Muhahahahhaha!!!!
 

slimothy

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so basically what you said in a nutshell is ic has nothing else to do but mess about on the forum 24/7, doesnt have sex much (or at all) and speaks like r2d2
 

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slimothy said:
so basically what you said in a nutshell is ic has nothing else to do but mess about on the forum 24/7, doesnt have sex much (or at all) and speaks like r2d2
No, that would be you.

I said ic is bot.
 

stoke

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IC has implanted the newest version of ADSL into his brain.
The MADSL. Mind Attuned Digital Subscription Link.
Unfortunately, one of the side effects is that the surgery affects the voice a wee bit.
As for sex, sometimes you'll see the posts make absolutely no sense at all, well, we all know what's happening then.
:p
 

slimothy

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and now stoke just accused ic of masturbating while posting.... im shocked to be frank, shocked and appauled
 

stoke

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Pleased to meet you Frank Shocked and Appauled.
Sex has so many forms, yet your brain runs into the corner with the hand.
/me wonders ... me stops and pukes.
 

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stoke said:
As for sex, sometimes you'll see the posts make absolutely no sense at all, well, we all know what's happening then.
:p
:D The images this brings to mind had me on the floor!

"Just a second, let me reply to this post, love" - stretches across to the mouse...

ROFLMAO

:cool: All in jest, mind you. ;)
 

munwaal

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UtterNutter said:
I said ic is bot.
OR IS HE?????
yeeeeesss... after much effort, I have infiltrated the ranks of the infidels.. mwuahahahaha
 

antowan

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>Error 30078b29: Sequencing bot AI malfunction for bot "munwaal".
>User action required
>User access for bot "munwaal" restricted.
>Bot "Antowan" formats account "munwaal".
>Bot "IC" post reply removed. Conflicting AI and restricted human behavior core dumped.
>Bot "munwaal" restarted.
>Bot "IC" restarted.
>Bot "Antowan" restarted.
>System recovery 100%
>Activating speech for Bots "munwaal", "IC" and "Antowan"

Okay. Problem solved.

Hello world!
 

UtterNutter

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<Screen dump taken> Finally! People will start to believe me.

Antowan: Get your admin to apply forum mod bot service pack 1. It makes the bots appear more human-like in general conversation and replies.
 

stoke

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Utter - um - u're asking a bot to do sumfing - r u a bot too ?
@ antowan - request reboot UtterNutter.
 

antowan

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>Reply error to UtterNutter
>Command not sent
>No such function

Hello world!
 

munwaal

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Hello World!
Notice my superb infiltration skills!! They truly have no idea!!
 

antowan

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>Reboot command "UtterNutter" accepted
>Printscreen "stoke" : Done!

Stoke reboot confirmed!

Hello world!
 

stoke

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/Hello Myself.
/ver 0.1B2 semi stable.
/loaded superhands program.
/beginning scarcasm super engine addon.
/scarcasm super engine caused a general exception error at some stupid useless memory location.
/press CTRL+F10 + ALT+F1 + DEL to continue anyway.
/well done.
/stoke is up and runnning .... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
H:\>
 
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