If I were a boy

[koeks]

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted and go

Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
Cause they stick up for me

[R. Kelly:]
If you were a boy
Then girl you'd understand
You need to stop listening to your friends
Love, respect and trust your man

So I go to clubs with the guys
And sometimes flirt with the girls
I should be able to roll out
As long as I'm coming home to you
And give you the world

But you are not a boy,
So you don't have a clue (ey)
How I work and pay the bills
Girl and everything I do is for you (eh eh)...


i think women envy men... men are much happier people

Men>Women

 

[Slootvreter]

Great post!!

I hate that song (the original one) just because of what she's singing.

 

[koeks]

Great post!!

I hate that song (the original one) just because of what she's singing.

you will love the remix with r kelly... hahaha these women don't understand what it means being a man...

 

[Slootvreter]

you will love the remix with r kelly... hahaha these women don't understand what it means being a man...

Dude you're opening yourself up here! ....but I know, everything's just so much simpler. Only thing is, unlike women, we can't get laid when we feel like it

 

[koeks]

Dude you're opening yourself up here! ....but I know, everything's just so much simpler. Only thing is, unlike women, we can't get laid when we feel like it

haaha. and that's were most of them settle there scores...

 

[The_Pumpkin_King]

any female that wants to be male lacks ambition

 

[Devill]

I am very glad I am a guy. No 3 hour beauty rituals, no being pregnant, no "can you please open this for me".

 

[PoenderHoesie]

Koeks are you a chauvinist ?
Women apparantly have much more pleasure while having sex than men

Hey slootvreter get back to work !

 

[Messugga]

Koeks are you a chauvinist ?
Women apparantly have much more pleasure while having sex than men

Hey slootvreter get back to work !

Life's about a hell of a lot more than sex you know

 

[LCBXX]

Why some women have to sing/complain/rant about how bad their lives are compared to a man's, is beyond me.

You chose to be a slave to fashion , beauty and make-up. No one feels sorry for you. Get a pedicure.

 

[PoenderHoesie]

Life's about a hell of a lot more than sex you know

huh i didn't know that
thx for the tip

 

[Tux]

If I were I woman..
First thing in the morning..
I'd check out my tits.

 

[mercurial]

Koeks, are you male or female? You confuse me.

 

[koeks]

Koeks, are you male or female? You confuse me.

last time i check this morning... i had two balls hanging just below a very hard erected object

 

[koeks]

Koeks are you a chauvinist ?
!

yes i am

 

[PoenderHoesie]

Think this thread is going to become sausage fest
I prefer to have to have buns from venus on my sausage thank you very much
( and i'm not chauvinist )

 

[<moLe>]

I'm quite content with being a man, but sure as hell dont want a girl who wants to be man..........think that whould just prove akward

 

[Slootvreter]

Life's about a hell of a lot more than sex you know

True, but it's not much without it...unless you're 6!

If I were I woman..
First thing in the morning..
I'd check out my tits.

I'd check my oil.

 

[Jewelbox]

last time i check this morning... i had two balls hanging just below a very hard erected object

Sies!

 

[LCBXX]

Sies!

Wat is sies? Daai prenkies van Joost in die Huisgenoot is sies.