You sound angry with God...
Eh NSFW
Not if you're male
Eh "predate it"
Odd I've helped a wild animal before and it understood perfectly well I was helping it.
Ever tried to help a wild animal that was injured. That wild animal doesn't understand that you are trying to help. All it knows is that you want to predate it.
You've got the same level of understanding as this wild animal.
au contraire. imagine you start getting her angry and then she threatens you with crying... i think it could be a very persuasive conversation winner.