- Apr 30, 2010
You can take that bottle and empty it in front of me. I might be an alkie, but I'm an alkie who ONLY drinks beer. I'll have some wine on the odd occasion, but that would only be when I steal a bottle of my (almost) ex wife to piss her off.
The problem with stealing her red wine used to be that I finish the bottle and get pissed, but then forget to clean my lips before I passed out. She caught me out that way numerous times and eventually decided to put her wine in the car when she leaves.