With all the media buzz regarding Kenya and malls, I want to mention this: If it comes to armed robberies inside Malls, South Africa rules! Clearly, (South) African robbers have a sweet tooth Mind you, armed house robberies are even more prevalent WTF Welcome to the new South Africa.
My good sir, I do believe that you missed the sarcasm in that post. Fret not yourself because of it. It happens to a good deal of folks on the internet. But in most situations, for example this one, the smiley is a dead give away.