General response to the theists, many, many holds barred...
The Oxford Dictionary defines religion as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.
Your mental gymnastics are ridiculous, hilarious and ultimately disappoint me in that someone out there is taking you for a ride and likely taking your hard earned money for what is essentially snake oil.
I understand that it is mostly indoctrination and as my wife pointed out to me earlier in the day (strangely enough on a different topic) likely comes from the fact that you yourselves are slowly losing faith in fantasy and questioning your belief systems simply due to the slow evolution of humanity caused by the current deluge of objective thinking and factual based reasoning.
There is more information freely available today than ever before in the history of mankind, it can be overwhelming at times just how much data there is to absorb and I don't mind that religion still roams the world, most of my elders are religious and so are many of my friends, the same can easily be said about the change in clothing and makeup over the centuries, going from wearing what is essentially plastic explosives and lead paint while using arsenic coated wallpapers and monoxide saturated bathing environments to what we have today in under a century tells me that the cancer that is religion will also soon pass.
Theism is segregation and soon enough this too shall end.
Anyway, there are some atheist thoughts put in a prophet like manner so that you can more easily digest them, just don't try find a church where you can drink the coolaid because the IRS won't give atheists any tax breaks...