Jesus spotted atop MTN mast

[ginggs]

From Monitor Online in Uganda:

In Gulu town, excited residents, many of them primary school pupils, rushed to an MTN mobile phone mast following rumours that a manifestation of Christ had been sighted at its top.

 

[ajax]

too much output power on that tower perhaps --> too many people hallucinating

 

[MavChat]

I think this is coz of the current heatwave

 

[ginggs]

I thought that's just how MTN do their HSDPA upgrades. They can never tell us when a particular tower will get upgraded, we just have to hope and pray.

 

[raVid]

Matthew 24:

4Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. 5For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many. "

...26"So if anyone tells you, 'There he is, out in the desert,' do not go out; or, 'Here he is, in the inner rooms,' do not believe it. 27For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man."

Anyone who claims that doesn't know their Bible.

 

[MavChat]

I thought that's just how MTN do their HSDPA upgrades. They can never tell us when a particular tower will get upgraded, we just have to hope and pray.

 

[Jongi]

I wonder if he was weeping at the cost of telecomms

 

[lilDeath]

Amen, Brother!

 

[YelloFever]

:d

 

[Captain Beer]

Jesus was trying to fix his 3G, he took it a bit far this time. He could have called customer service!

 

[Network_Guy]

Jesus was trying to fix his 3G, he took it a bit far this time. He could have called customer service!

 

[bekdik]

So that's who it was. I thought it was Elvis!

 

[Network_Guy]

So that's who it was. I thought it was Elvis!

It was

NG

 

[|tera|]

Jesus was trying to fix his 3G, he took it a bit far this time. He could have called customer service!

[joke]
Everybody knows that Jesus does NOT use 3G, telscum ADSL is much better
[joke]

I love Jesus, if He didn't appear there, it doesn't matter

 

[Network_Guy]

[joke]
Everybody knows that Jesus does NOT use 3G, telscum ADSL is much better
[joke]

I love Jesus, if He didn't appear there, it doesn't matter

Was it a bird no it was a plane no it was super man

 

[Captain Beer]

[joke]
Everybody knows that Jesus does NOT use 3G, telscum ADSL is much better
[joke]

blasphemy

 

[Voldemort]

blasphemy

myself, i prefer the 1 gig download speed i get from China, pity they eat snakes there so im not there too often

 

[YelloFever]

myself, i prefer the 1 gig download speed i get from China, pity they eat snakes there so im not there too often

 

[MavChat]

Was it a bird no it was a plane no it was super man

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? [big] No its a dustbin Lid!!!![/big]

 

[Lennytiger]

I didn't realise MTN was in Uganda....