Joburg champagne bar apologises after patron complains she was kicked out for being ‘too fat’

[AdrianH]

If they were so hurt…why did they go back a second time?

Because of the free peanuts at the bar of course!

 

[supersunbird]

Having a look at the US, there are many peeps whom are into the chubby surprise,

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Sounds like Idahoans know how to have a good time, or at least are trying to learn.

 

[Vrotappel]

I had to google THOT.

WTF is wrong with Florida?

 

[supersunbird]

I had to google THOT.

WTF is wrong with Florida?

Please rather ask WTF is not wrong with Florida, as the list would be way shorter.

 

[Sads-1-zn]

Sign at the entrance

"Private Property. No fatties allowed"

 

[itareanlnotani]

Firstly on Friday, we got kicked out for being ’too fat’ for the club. It took a major toll on me. It took me to such a deep hole.

Such a deep hole...., so we went back again the next day.

Yip.


As others have mentioned, a Club isn't going to give you free drink's for being eye candy if you aren't eye candy.
If your friends is a PR Girl, her job is to either bring in eye candy, or paying customers. Sounds like you weren't either, and so, not welcome.

 

[Thugscub]

Oh gosh, now we have to start sub-dividing the fatties. If she's a little round but she wears it well, I'm okay. Once there's rolls of fat and creases, I'm out.

The secret to fatties, is you gotta get them straight out the shower because they do sweat a lot, and you also best off laying them down on their belly.

On the plus side, everything feels like boobs, and you know she's down for gelato afterwards.

Bejasus.

 

[HelterSkelter]

Once you go fat you never go back to flat.

 

[rh1]

Once you go fat you never go back to flat.

But then you always have to be on top.

When I was younger, after realising the beautifying, slimming affect of alcohol, one technique I employed was too take them to the dance floor, if I could lift them and dip them easily, they were good to go. If my back and thighs complained, I returned them from whence they came.

 

[Supervan II]

But then you always have to be on top.

When I was younger, after realising the beautifying, slimming affect of alcohol, one technique I employed was too take them to the dance floor, if I could lift them and dip them easily, they were good to go. If my back and thighs complained, I returned them from whence they came.

Solid advice, right there!

ETA: If she's too heavy to lift, she's too heavy to hump.

 

[RonSwanson]

What is a place of environment?

It's a place where people have positions at a bar. Top notch people.

 

[RonSwanson]

As usual, most people don't understand that exclusive doesn't mean upper class. It means restricted.

Only the females. The male patrons look like this

 

[access]

As others have mentioned, a Club isn't going to give you free drink's for being eye candy if you aren't eye candy.
If your friends is a PR Girl, her job is to either bring in eye candy, or paying customers. Sounds like you weren't either, and so, not welcome.

knew a few people that did that for some bars and clubs. it is nothing out of the ordinary.

they were paid to socialise, mingle, buy people shots, just "get the party going". being attractive, charismatic and entertaining was a requirement.


its hilarious to think they can just take their minger friends along for a free night out drinking at the expense of the bar/club.

 

[MagNorthDigital]

They should just be inclusive, size 10 or less, special exception made for size 12 with a hourglass shape. Anything above that, and you can take a hike.

And for guys, 34 waist or lower, except if you're a 36 and built like a ranger raptor. Oh and dudes have an extra limiting factor, if you ain't above 6ft2 you're not tall enough to go on the ride.

That should even the odds nicely.

Entrance free, first shot is free, and then x1.05 every drink after that. So the more you drink, the more you pay.

 

[Grant]

I see an opportunity here.
A new bar:
"ChubbyChasers on Rivonia"

 

[PsyWulf]

I see an opportunity here.
A new bar:
"ChubbyChasers on Rivonia"

Chubzz

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

They should just be inclusive, size 10 or less, special exception made for size 12 with a hourglass shape. Anything above that, and you can take a hike.

And for guys, 34 waist or lower, except if you're a 36 and built like a ranger raptor. Oh and dudes have an extra limiting factor, if you ain't above 6ft2 you're not tall enough to go on the ride.

That should even the odds nicely.

Entrance free, first shot is free, and then x1.05 every drink after that. So the more you drink, the more you pay.

There's one exception for men and women.

If you're splashing serious dough, you can look like whatever the fsck you want...

 

[Grant]

There's one exception for men and women.

If you're splashing serious dough, you can look like whatever the fsck you want...

Life can be interesting.

If you're a fatty, hit the bar an hour before closing time. The punters will be greased up & find you irresistible (after which you have about 2hrs before making a hasty retreat).

Butt-ugly and loaded with cash.:
Get to the bar early and flash fistfulls of leopards. Landing a good catch will be like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[Thugscub]

Fat and ugly.
Go home ya whining pos.

 

[zulucat]

Dont get mad, lose weight.