Jonty dumps wife for girlfriend

killadoob

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Adultery is disappointing, full stop, doesn't matter who's committing it. In the case of Jonty it's more disappointing though possibly because of his squeaky clean image and staunch Christian beliefs...

Yea it is but so are females who don't put out after many many years of being together.

There is a reason men cheat i believe and it always boils down to sex. If you are not getting it at home eventually you will go elsewhere :D.

So females always seem like the victims but maybe if they just put out more things would go better :D.

That is my theory and i am sticking with it.
 

Other Pineapple Smurf

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Adultery is disappointing, full stop, doesn't matter who's committing it. In the case of Jonty it's more disappointing though possibly because of his squeaky clean image and staunch Christian beliefs...

Agree but some Christians live by the "I'm not perfect, just forgiven" way of life to justify their misdoings.

While Rae Mc(let me take your money)Cauly dumped his wife for a hot babe just proved to us who we all knew already was, Jonty on the other hand was a role-model to many of us.
 

AMG133

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good on you mate, time to chuck out the old meat and bring in the fresh nyama's!
 

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Yea it is but so are females who don't put out after many many years of being together.

There is a reason men cheat i believe and it always boils down to sex. If you are not getting it at home eventually you will go elsewhere :D.

So females always seem like the victims but maybe if they just put out more things would go better :D.

That is my theory and i am sticking with it.

I love your theory it is identical too mine. :whistling:
 

JungleBoy

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Yea it is but so are females who don't put out after many many years of being together.

There is a reason men cheat i believe and it always boils down to sex. If you are not getting it at home eventually you will go elsewhere :D.

So females always seem like the victims but maybe if they just put out more things would go better :D.

That is my theory and i am sticking with it.

You can always get a second wife...a younger one will most probably be low mileage and willing to go that extra mile with you....

You gotta love President Zuma, no messy and traumatic divorces but one big happy family :D
 

murraybiscuit

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look, i don't envy any kind of marriage that's thrust into celeb life or international sport for that matter. it's hard enough keeping things together when you're living a regular life, but when one of you is overseas 350 days a year, it's gonna be tough. sucks about the kids though.

now please could the press and YOU magazine readers bugger off and find something better to talk about.

ps. please don't write a book, jonty.
 
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Morgoth

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honestly women who marry celebrates should know what they are in for, these men have tons of groupies and women hanging around who just want to be pomped stukkened.
 

Gradius

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lol @ pomped stukkend.

IMO I think it's horrible that he's staying with a 'girlfriend' when he is married :wtf:
 

Gradius

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wait.... you say the only reason to have a wife is so someone can cook for you? lol
 

Smooth Criminal

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Well I suppose to clean up and stuff as well, then we could also save on a maid :D

The gf would kill me if I said it to her though :erm:
 

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Wonder if Jonty gooi's that legendary dive in the bedroom. Jou lekka ding ek mik jou inni middel! Hier kom ek! OUT!... Next...
 
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