JPMorgan wants to hire people with criminal backgrounds

[yebocan]

New York (CNN Business)JPMorgan wants to give people with criminal records a second chance at a good job.
The United States is boasting its lowest unemployment rate in nearly 50 years, but that doesn't hold true for people with prior convictions. Enter the largest bank in the country, which said on Monday it wants to level the playing field.
"When someone cannot get their foot in the door to compete for a job, it is bad for business and bad for communities that need access to economic opportunity," said JPMorgan (JPM) CEO Jamie Dimon in a press release.
The bank said it wants to broaden its pool of potential employees after already hiring some people with a conviction on their record for entry-level jobs, like transaction processing and account servicing.

JPMorgan wants to hire people with criminal backgrounds

JPMorgan wants to give people with criminal records a second chance.

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[Crowley]

Damn colonialists wanting to poach our cabinet!

 

[yebocan]

....prelude, softening of the ground...return of disgraced and convicted execs is the most likely end game for this social outreach facade.

 

[Hemi300c]

So many to choose from but most of the stupid criminals are in the anc and coining huge bucks through corruption so you'll need to make huge offers of employment.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

come hire in RSA, we have plenty including those in parliament

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

criminals wreak less havoc upon the world than banksters anyway ...

 

[noxibox]

But if you robbed a bank, chances are you're still not getting hired by JPMorgan.

Is that only if you did it with a gun? White collar thieves should be right at home at JP Morgan.

 

[Techne]

I thought "thieving parasite" is a prerequisite for a job there .

 

[konfab]

Is that only if you did it with a gun? White collar thieves should be right at home at JP Morgan.

Along with politicians.

 

[RaptorSA]

Match made in heaven.

 

[The_Right_Honourable_Brit]

But aren't many JP Morgan employees criminals themselves?

 

[RaptorSA]

But aren't many JP Morgan employees criminals themselves?

Not technically.
From my understanding, the sins of the few were absolved by the brow sweat of the many... thanks to the limp-dicked nature of postmodern elitists and politicians in Bush & Obama's administration.

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god." - Jean Rostand