JZ fund raiser banquet

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Typo-ridden News24 reports:
Private companies in Mpumalanga are paying up to R50 000 to rub shoulders with Jacob Zuma.

Msholozi loyalists in Mpumalanga have organised a fund-raising banquet for the "unemployed" former deputy president this weekend at the luxury Sivesethu Lodge near the provincial capital, Nelspruit.

"Zuma is currently unemployed, and needs help to pay his legal bills, as well as pay for his houses, cars, children, and wives. We are therefore offering people who support him an opportunity to hear him speak, and contribute towards his expenses," said ANC chief whip, Jackson Mthembu, on Tuesday.
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Thats great I have some debts i need to pay too would anyone like to come to my fund raising banquet ?
 
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Private companies in Mpumalanga are paying up to R50 000 to rub shoulders with Jacob Zuma.

Msholozi loyalists in Mpumalanga have organised a fund-raising banquet for the "unemployed" former deputy president this weekend at the luxury Sivesethu Lodge near the provincial capital, Nelspruit.

"Zuma is currently unemployed, and needs help to pay his legal bills, as well as pay for his houses, cars, showers, children, and wives. We are therefore offering people who support him an opportunity to hear him speak, and contribute towards his expenses," said ANC chief whip, Jackson Mthembu, on Tuesday.
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Just added something extra :D
 
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You forgot machine-guns and condoms.
Oh wait don't worry JZ dosn't need condoms because of the aforementioned shower.
 
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'Unemployed Zuma needs help'

YOU MUST BE JOKING
Price worth hearing Msholozi speak
The organisers expect to attract 100 paying guests to the "intimate" banquet, with tables selling for R50 000 each, or R5 000 per seat.
"Our target is R500 000 and we're confident that we'll make it. A number of local companies have already booked entire tables, and we are also getting inquiries from individual business people.
"They all seem to think that the price is worth hearing Msholozi speak," said Mthembu.
http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_2010714,00.html
 
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The greedy train is just gathering steam.
Watch as the Zulu king tries to get into power and rape hiz own people.
 
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This is a good chance to hire an assassin to kill that animal. He will most likely have no bullet-proof lecterns as he will be with his 'comrades' who support him.
 
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Private companies in Germany are paying up to 50 000 Marks to rub shoulders with Adolf Hitler.

Nazi loyalists in Berlin have organised a fund-raising banquet for the "unemployed" Hitler this weekend at the luxury Lodge near the provincial capital, Berlin.

"Hitler is currently unemployed, and needs help to pay his legal bills, as well as pay for his houses, cars, children, and wives. We are therefore offering people who support him an opportunity to hear him speak, and contribute towards his expenses," said Nazi chief whip, Jackson Mthembu, on Tuesday.
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different colour same game... fsking corrupt diseased farkers!
 
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Except id rather have Adolf as a president than Zuma.

Hitler never had the wives or all the cars/houses when he was unemplyed. Atleast he wasnt a fat cat. And hey.. lets just say Jewhannesburg could use some work ;)
 
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