Excuse me! I stayed up into the early hours of the morning waiting for you to commandeer my ribosomes, but did you show yourself? Well I think we all know the answer to that, don't we?!
And to top it all off, you have been flirting with other forum members!! I thought you had eyes for me alone!! Do you know that I gave up going to my monthly Gabbro Appreciation Society meeting for you?!? We are through, I tell you!!
I dump YOU!!!