Long or short hair?

googoodoll

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Whatever, as long as its clean.
Listen to the guys if you want to attract guys and to the girls if you want ladies.
 

smallearth

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Keep the long hair... just trim it a bit, and straighten it...

Try not to have pictures taken after slaughtering something/somebody....
 

Sensorei

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I had long hair to around my waist for years and if only I had cut it short earlier. I lost out on on so much sex keeping it long. Women in general prefer it short and people take you more seriously. Cut it off! You aren't bad looking and your hair takes away from your face. Makes you look like a broke a$$ hippy.
 

Skrilla

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dude you look like an 80s rapist in the 3rd pic. seriously, cut your hair charns. and get rid of the facial hair too. it's not doing you any favours.
 

Merlin

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Here are some styles to entice you... ;)

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DrJohnZoidberg

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Short.

10 Reasons:

1. Costs less (e.g. less shampoo).
2. No long hairs in the shower.
3. No hair in your eyes and mouth.
4. You can walk in wind and still have good visibility.
5. Thugs can't pick you up by your hair when you're late on your bookie payments.
6. People cannot mistake you for Jesus.
7. Hair cannot get stuck in escalators, conveyer belts, etc.
8. Fewer neck injuries due to reduced urge to head bang.
9. Lower risk of death due to fewer pampoen boere wanting to bliksem you.
10. Less of a fire hazard.
 

ToxicBunny

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See I would class 6 as a pro for long hair...I take great amusement when I get mistaken for Jesus.
 

Purply

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Been awesome getting everyone's views and comments/suggestions, I might just end up cutting it shorter as it's so much less hassle at the end of the day.

So who wants to come cut my hair, can post before and after pics :p
 

mercurial

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Short.

10 Reasons:

1. Costs less (e.g. less shampoo).
2. No long hairs in the shower.
3. No hair in your eyes and mouth.
4. You can walk in wind and still have good visibility.
5. Thugs can't pick you up by your hair when you're late on your bookie payments.
6. People cannot mistake you for Jesus.
7. Hair cannot get stuck in escalators, conveyer belts, etc.
8. Fewer neck injuries due to reduced urge to head bang.
9. Lower risk of death due to fewer pampoen boere wanting to bliksem you.
10. Less of a fire hazard.

11. Get up and go. No need to do maintenance every morning before leaving the house.
 

cerebus

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You've got a face shape for longish hair. There's only so short you should really go. But long hair makes you look like... how to say.. a bit dropoutish.
 
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