Love makes sex more special? Possibly NSFW

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Lies! Blessed guys know we don't have to be creative

Blessed + Indian = Does not compute

 

[StrontiumDog]

I think the problem is that OP does not think his friend with benefits is pretty enough, therefore the lack of "feeling something". He said she is only "OK"...

Burger appreciation aside, that's my 2 cents

 

[ShaunSA]

Blessed + Indian = Does not compute

Only if you're thinking of Sam

 

[I.am.Sam]

Only if you're thinking of Sam

why bring me into this

one tall scared furk and 1 short gay furk have to drag me in

 

[rorz0r]

Might be true..she was REALLY eager to please

See that's a problem. In the back of your mind you're wondering how many other guys have had their dicks in the burger you're eating...

 

[Ninja'd]

See that's a problem. In the back of your mind you're wondering how many other guys have had their dicks in the burger you're eating...

Talk about a Krabby Patty.

 

[I.am.Sam]

See that's a problem. In the back of your mind you're wondering how many other guys have had their dicks in the burger you're eating...

or how many dicks he was kissing

 

[ShaunSA]

See that's a problem. In the back of your mind you're wondering how many other guys have had their dicks in the burger you're eating...

Immaterial. At that moment in time you are eating that burger

Just remember to use the utensils provided and not your bare hands...

@Sam. Considering the huge time span since your last burger you are disqualified from commenting :erm:

 

[Pooky]

What happened to the nuclear reactor?

 

[MickeyD]

What happened to the nuclear reactor?

Busy melting down?

 

[ShaunSA]

Busy melting down?

After you gave him the slow clap

 

[KevRSA]

Are we still talking about burgers :erm:

 

[ShaunSA]

Are we still talking about burgers :erm:

It's a while till whack wednesday... need to kill some time

 

[R13...]

Good ***** doesn't need love if it's wet, warm or tight all others can wait.

 

[AfricanTech]

Are we still talking about burgers :erm:

What burgers!

OP - switch off brain, switch on pron mode - enjoy

 

[DerpiesFreud]

nukefission?

Quite likely...

What happened to the nuclear reactor?

Busy melting down?

After you gave him the slow clap

Hello all
I assure you I have no qualms with NSA,Just that I don`t want to die of pregnancy and STDs
And no I dont have clap if thats what you`re implying
I`ve been sucked into the void universe devoid of time and money therefore I must lurk at night to reduce my cooling costs.

anyway
Hello OP I am nukefission
Theoretical calculations say that performing coitus interuptus with a loved one feels a lot better than with a stranger because you`d rather hug a loved one than a random stranger because it feels nice to be physically close to them.
sex is the same idea taken a bit further,except that it should feel nice regardless of who the partner* is

Is your friend related to you in anyway? that might be the cause of you not enjoying it as much.

*execeptions do exist i.e one`s parents**,or family members***,your hand,etc....

**exceptions better not **** exist!

***exceptions shouldn`t exist but its possible

 

[Pooky]

Ah so it is nukefission