Here are few more worthy candidates
1. Nel -the Skielek Murderer
Though I agree that he is a despicable organism that should never be allowed to participate in society ever again (sadly, he will be as he is allowed to vote in the upcoming elections, something our very own citizens living abroad are denied), I'm afraid he doesn't really qualify as a Mampara
2. South African Olympic team -nuff said
Well, as a collection perhaps, but I do think their inability to win medals is thanks to many other factors, most of them political, so you can actually attribute their failure to the administrators and the NOC. Therefore, excluded from the list
3. Sara Palin -for thinking that Africa is a country somewhere in Mexico
If that's her most alluring reason for the award, then I'm afraid you've missed the boat. The northern crackpot is by far a more appalling contender. And he believes Zimbabwe is
his.