Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

mercurial

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A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

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porn$tar

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Either he couldn't find a scissor, or a nail clipper was the optimal tool for the job...
 

ShaunSA

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Ouch!!! :eek:

wtf possesses someone to even attempt something like this? :confused:
 

Kilgore_Trout_Redux

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Apparently alcohol was involved. I personally don't think there is enough Jaegermeister in the world to cause me to butcher my Johnson like that but I suppose it takes all sorts.
 
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Devill

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Apparently alcohol was involved. I personally don't thimk there is enough Jaegermeister in the wold to cause me to butcher my Johnson like that but I suppose it takes all sorts.

I don't think if I drank all the spirits in the whole world I would be able to do that.
 

Takkies

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He should have rather castrated himself.
The world doesn't need such stupid people to contaminate the gene pool.
 

Jase

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After reading that my nads have become ovaries .... *legs close involuntarily*
 
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That man should be forced to wear a tag that says "STUPID" so that people know to avoid him from now on.
 

Bizkit87

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at least he almost succeeded in removing himself from the future gene pool, Darwin would be so proud!

His ego must be boosted by a the fact that a NAILCLIPPER broke his penis.... shame man
 
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