Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet of her excuses not to have sex

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envo

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26 is way too young to be married anyway. still wearing nappies IMO.

the fact that he needed a passive aggressive spreadsheet to highlight intimacy issues shows me that both of them fail to "use your words"

a real relationship is all about communication, because when you're 80 and all your bits have since stopped working, that's all you have left over.

bet they got married within the first year of meeting too
 
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I was going to ask Ichigo if it was him, but then I thought better of it. Ichigo and sex? Come on. :D
 
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remember that getting divorced being the instigating party is less favoured so he should stick it out and act mortified and obliterated when she decides eventually to leave
 
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I don't know. From what I've heard of straight marriages this sounds par for the course. :D
 
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LOL

I have to wonder how he tried initiating conjugal relations - sounds like he was arriving home/walking into the house with

"Yo b!tch, spread 'em"

ROFL
 
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Wait until you guys have been married for a few years. If the sex life is still great have a kid or 2 and that will ensure that no matter how hard you can make her orgasm she will still lose interest in sex. The you'll have to invoke the spirit of Dr Ruth to figure out how to get semi regular good sex.
 
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Sex is overrated in any case. Could go, and have gone, years without it.
 
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Ancalagon said:
So, a 26 year old man was fed up with the excuses that his wife gave him whenever he wanted sex, so he made a spreadsheet documenting when he wanted sex, whether he was successful, and if not, what her excuse was. She is also 26 and they do not have kids.

She then posted the spreadsheet to Reddit. Some people sided with her, some with him. Most people agree that the way in which he said it was wrong, even if a lot of people (myself included) understand where he is coming from.

I think they are both failing to communicate. It looks like they have stopped working on their relationship after getting married. I don't think it is her obligation to sleep with him, but the fact that she does not want to indicates serious problems with their relationship. As soon as women start seeing sex as a chore, to me, the relationship is dead. At least, the romance is dead. It should never be a chore.

We have no idea how romantic he is or whether he simply slaps her with his manhood. However, given that it bothered him enough to create a spreadsheet, I suspect it has been going on for quite some time. I think he feels neglected and unloved, which is why he started making the spreadsheet.

He got rejected 27 times and succeeded 3 times in 44 days.
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I see once every two weeks. Wtf thats heaven... I thinks its been 2 months for us now...
 
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Hahaha! My ex once had a period for 3 months and 11 days... two of those months had 31 days. That is schadenfreude with blue balls.
 
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