Mbalula urges public to download Tbo Touch app to fight crime

Of all the ministers he's the one I trust the least.
 
Minister BlingBling

Here's your first priority with regards to reporting crime.

****ING SORT OUT YOUR ****ING 10111 ****ING CALL ****ING CENTRES !!!!!!!!!!!
 
So I just installed this app and my phone transformed into an Autobot, jumped through the window and caught a purse snatcher who ran past the office. It came back and spoke with voice clips of Tbo Touch just like Bumblebee and blasted the lady we all suspected of stealing the office milk.

I'll be damned if Mbalula wasn't right.
 
"hi, i'm police minister fikile mbalula, and i want you to assist the national police service in fighting crime. that is why today i am urging you to go down to you nearest store and buy a johnny walker black gift set. do your part. make this country safe again."
 
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