Men's Magazine Missing 130,000 Breasts

[PeterCH]

Men's Magazine Missing 130,000 Breasts
Australia: Men's magazine Ralph is missing 130,000 inflatable breasts it planned to distribute with it's January edition. Unless the breasts are located in the next two days readers will not receive breasts with January's magazine

According to editor Santi Pintado the container that should have contained £85,000 worth of inflatable breasts was found to be empty when it arrived. He has asked anyone with information to contact him urgently.

"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are. If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know," said Pintado.

Source: www.ananova.com

Ok guys, who has them? Own up!

 

[medicnick83]

... *blank stare*

WTF is up with Australia!

 

[PeterCH]

... *blank stare*

WTF is up with Australia!

Well 130.000 Aussie men won't be, if they don't find that consignment on time.

 

[krycor]

that's a lifetime of boobs.. you know if you want you can make a boob room u know like a padded room

 

[daveza]

I'm sure the inflatable sheep made it through customs.

 

[Magnarmalok]

....and the MMO population in Australia aint even that big :O

 

[bekdik]

....and the MMO population in Australia aint even that big :O

No, I've heard that they aren't well endowed

 

[semiautomatix]

Say it ain't so Joe! Say it ain't so!

 

[rwenzori]

Maybe they'll come floating in like these "ghostly, immortal albino plastic ducks":

Residents of the western UK and Irish coasts have been warned to expect an invasion by a vast flotilla of ghostly, immortal albino plastic ducks, according to reports.

The tale of the floating, whitened bird-simulacra migration is a strange one, dating back many years. It seems that the plastic bathtime companions were originally made in China. They were on their way to America in 1992 when a terrible storm struck their vessel in mid-Pacific, and shipping containers holding 30,000 of the hapless playthings were washed overboard.

A majority of the ducks - at that stage still tinted a healthy yellow - headed south, many of them reportedly finishing up in Australia, where they were doubtless accorded the traditional hostile reception.

Ten thousand of the plastic anatidaens, however, went north, embarking on an endless odyssey across the world's oceans.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/28/doomed_ducks_sail_oceans_for_all_eternity/

 

[rwenzori]

Found!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/12/10/jubs_recovered/

"Bulgarian airbags turn up in Melbourne"

"You'd think the Chinese economy was in enough trouble without misplacing 130,000 pairs of boobs."

 

[adelp]

Its was for the sheep.

 

[Slaine73]

OoooKkkk, and I thought there was still hope for Australia. Note to self: "Skip that country completely on my world travels"