Metro police humor

medicnick83

Paramedic
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This morning at the Bosmansdam turn off, I was pulled over, well, more like directed to pull over by a black officer of the law.

I stopped next to a Metro vehicle and a guy walked over to me;

"Sir, you were chatting on your phone, can I see..."

At this point (note the ...) I pointed at my hands free kit (didn't-say-a-word!)

"Sorry Sir, you can go"

I just smiled, said thanks and proceeded to pull away.

I looked in my rear view mirror only to see him pointing and shaking his head at the lady who directed I be pulled over.

I can only imagine the words exchanged. :D
 

davemc

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Probably kacking her out for not getting better binoculars - perhaps she had opted for the cheap imitation ones, pocketing the difference - or not.
 

stede

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Yeh! Traffic officers can make you laugh sometimes:)

A friend of mine parents drove a left-hand drive 4x4. The one day
they were pulled over by a traffic officer. His father sat on left-hand side driving the car, the mother on the right-hand site. The traffic officer walked like a breeker to the right-hand side of the car and asked the woman for her drivers license:) She looked at him and said to him, Mr officer, just look very carefully at what type of car this is! He looked and his face started to turn red:confused: and said. Have a good day, you can go:D

I cracked my self when i hurt this story:D
 

Creag

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And what if you'd been singing to your favourite tune and you had no hands free kit :eek:
 
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