But Cheri keeps shouting "there are no delays"... it's all just made up... everyone is "lying".
That's not how positive affirmations work... you can't just "declare" fallacy into reality.
Ah, but that is how arguments based solely on belief or faith work. The believers (like the congregation to whom the passed-away pastor's wife gave a message from on high) only need their authority-figure to say it is so, and it IS so. Another of the proven elements of cult-thinking.
[Just (a bad, nasty lie)! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage (you sheeple).
Just (a ban, nasty lie)! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true." With apologies to Lewis Carrol.]