I sometimes think that will never happen.In my vote I've called for the moment one of the bigwigs says the money is gone
The coins won't be 'gone' it's just:
"We can't find them right now, but we have a specialist team of crypto experts on it, and will update you the moment we find them. Until then, please be patient, click the escalate button and stop harassing us. The leaders are working 20 hour days, without pay, to serve you out of the goodness of their chocolate pumping hearts."
Edit: They might also mention that even though the coins are lost, trading is not affected, and release the day's trading statement showing a 2.3% return.
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