Mirror Trading International liquidators quietly call special creditors' meeting

I vote for Will Smith to be Clxntxn in the movie.

Opening scene is the Beverly Hills Hotel in Umhlanga and Cheri is floating in the pool on an oversized inflatable hippo scoffing Lindtbolletjies. Double n (played by Matt Damon) arrives in his Jaguar and walks to the pool. He meets Clxntxn and tells him he is gatvol of being double crossed and is going to Brazil to snort the good stuff off bronzed Brazilian butts. Clxntxn calls him a loser and a coward to which Double n tells him to go hump his fat wife. Clxntxn then smacks Double n for calling his wife fat but has a heart attack with the effort and falls into the pool. Cheri tries to save Clxntxn but they both end up drowning. Double n escapes and is next seen on an Emirates airplane on the way to Brazil in First Class.

I have Quinton Tarrantinto on speed dial...
 
Meeting postponed.

Mr Mabusela was unable to preside over the meeting today due to unforeseen circumstances.

Meeting postponed until 8 April 2022.
 
Meeting postponed.

Mr Mabusela was unable to preside over the meeting today due to unforeseen circumstances.

Meeting postponed until 8 April 2022.
Plans exposed. Have to re-strategize.
Lawyers... eish.
 
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