Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - The Resurrection

[Moereloos]

First 'Bushman TV' for 2020.
Found some dead cow taking up ice cream space in the freezer..
This being January I will soon have to start eating the onions rather than use them to clean the grid.

 

[Mortymoose]

Forty one Degrees in the shade at the Augrabies Waterfalls today, mein gott!

The Moose he got roasted, lucky he was overnighting at a smart place ten minutes away, the beers tasted warm, so he improvised..

 

[The_Mowgs]

Some rump steaks for the missus and myself for tonight.

 

[Mortymoose]

LastbornMoose's braaimeat..

 

[Mortymoose]

Here at Augrabies okes, what wood is this?

 

[biometrics]

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Here at Augrabies okes, what wood is this?

Sekel or kameel.

 

[Mortymoose]

Almost perfect coals, I be impressed...

 

[Mortymoose]

Sekel or kameel.

We don't have this wood in my neck of the woods some 400km downstream from the falls... Not too shabby stuff in al homesty..

 

[Mortymoose]

Not the best of Nosh, but as I sit here in the Green Kalahari, it's 19h49, the heat unbeliveable, hot like a Boksburg hooker on the main drag, I sit here suiping on Deepfreeze chilled cans of Windhoeks finest, Johnny Cash,Waylon , Willie and ( here is a rare Moosepoint Question, redeemable for a full beer whence thou be in a pub with Moose) ..... Singing about thr Gre

 

[dualmeister]

hot like a Boksburg hooker on the main drag

Camping here in Montagu. Thick braai smoke in the air. Pork ribs in the belly. Captain Morgan singing the tunes

 

[SeRpEnT]

Ja, die kaap se wind was heel misluk die Desember.

Dit kan jy weer sê.

 

[KleinBoontjie]

Not the best of Nosh, but as I sit here in the Green Kalahari, it's 19h49, the heat unbeliveable, hot like a Boksburg hooker on the main drag, I sit here suiping on Deepfreeze chilled cans of Windhoeks finest, Johnny Cash,Waylon , Willie and ( here is a rare Moosepoint Question, redeemable for a full beer whence thou be in a pub with Moose) ..... Singing about thr Gre

...green, green grass of home??

 

[akescpt]

Camping here in Montagu. Thick braai smoke in the air. Pork ribs in the belly. Captain Morgan singing the tunes

Dude. Need the details of that site. Looks amazing.

 

[Brackshura]

I think there is enough cheese on the Braai broodjies. View attachment 761990

DBC..... Death by cheese! Love it!

 

[dualmeister]

So... camping with the in-laws. Literally in hell. Father in law uses the absolute minimum charcoal to cook the meat. Me make the biggest fire you can. Keep that **** going. Father in law. Two glasses of wine. "I'm done". That's it. Me two bottles are mandatory. He buys and second chop and it's "too much meat".

Braai bread is like charcoal.

Never again.

Someone help me

 

[Steamy Tom]

So... camping with the in-laws. Literally in hell. Father in law uses the absolute minimum charcoal to cook the meat. Me make the biggest fire you can. Keep that **** going. Father in law. Two glasses of wine. "I'm done". That's it. Me two bottles are mandatory. He buys and second chop and it's "too much meat".

Braai bread is like charcoal.

Never again.

Someone help me

haha bra you should have seen this coming, NEVER go on holiday with people who arent like you

 

[Mortymoose]

So... camping with the in-laws. Literally in hell. Father in law uses the absolute minimum charcoal to cook the meat. Me make the biggest fire you can. Keep that **** going. Father in law. Two glasses of wine. "I'm done". That's it. Me two bottles are mandatory. He buys and second chop and it's "too much meat".

Braai bread is like charcoal.

Never again.

Someone help me

Hahaha! I can so relate to that, my late father in law was exactly the same, so much so it was part of my obituary speech at his service a few weeks back, in fact as I took the stand in front of the hundred plus mourners, I silently and without explanation placed four pieces of braaiwood on the table next to his picture, the mourners looked at this and sat for the next twenty minutes of my speech wondering what these pieces of wood were about, all was revealed about how the old Englishman could host a braai for 8 pax on just these for pieces of carbon....

 

[Mortymoose]

Good Morning Braaibrethren, tis the Sabbath and after a round trip that had me staying over at Upington,Potchefstroom, Kimberley and Augrabies, I returned to a Namibia in crisis yesterday around high noon, seems most of the deserted land was without internet, something about a cable being broken, nevertheless my trusty English HO had placed a few cuts of deceased and processed beast in my beer yskas and informed me, " Moose, me man, you stud, you hunk, ( or something to that effect), welcome home, braai and make merriment today on your joyous and truimphant return from the savage lands to the South" , so I got to have another wee cremation,

Here be the pic that I could not post yesterday, the rest of you enjoy yer Sabbath and stay safe in your chariots if ye be driving home today...

 

[dualmeister]

haha bra you should have seen this coming, NEVER go on holiday with people who arent like you

Had no choice

 

[dualmeister]

Hahaha! I can so relate to that, my late father in law was exactly the same, so much so it was part of my obituary speech at his service a few weeks back, in fact as I took the stand in front of the hundred plus mourners, I silently and without explanation placed four pieces of braaiwood on the table next to his picture, the mourners looked at this and sat for the next twenty minutes of my speech wondering what these pieces of wood were about, all was revealed about how the old Englishman could host a braai for 8 pax on just these for pieces of carbon....

Haha. Oh and braai just enough meat so that you are lucky if you get any seconds.