Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - The Resurrection

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dualmeister said:
Haha. Oh and braai just enough meat so that you are lucky if you get any seconds.
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I got the speech. "Are you braaing for the entire town?" , speech for about 15 years, out of respect to my wonderful wife and to maintain harmony in the clan, I kept quiet...... When I turned 44, I had had enough, He stood behind me one blustery afternoon as I turned the cremated beasts, waiting for it..... " Are you braaing for the entire town?", he commanded....... Years of bottling up, I snapped....

"listen here, I paid for this flucking meat, I paid for this flucking wood....", I blurted out, no longer able to keep quiet, "If you don't want to eat then don't", I added......

Uneasy silence, and for the remaining years he never commented about the quantity of wood or meat again....
 
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762758 Meanwhile North of the border, in the world's most ancient of deserts, The Moose suiped the Pink Flamingo for the past three hours....
 
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I often thought that the ad agencies should contract the MyBB crowd to do their photography..... We take those images of deceased beast's , flames, wood, ale with such passion, we do, for we are one....one with the meaning of life

(Moose on the piss and getting deep whilst listening to Spandau singing about barricades..)

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Mortymoose said:
I got the speech. "Are you braaing for the entire town?" , speech for about 15 years, out of respect to my wonderful wife and to maintain harmony in the clan, I kept quiet...... When I turned 44, I had had enough, He stood behind me one blustery afternoon as I turned the cremated beasts, waiting for it..... " Are you braaing for the entire town?", he commanded....... Years of bottling up, I snapped....

"listen here, I paid for this flucking meat, I paid for this flucking wood....", I blurted out, no longer able to keep quiet, "If you don't want to eat then don't", I added......

Uneasy silence, and for the remaining years he never commented about the quantity of wood or meat again....
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Our turn for shopping today. First comment when opening the boot was "eish what is all of this" lol Got a mountain of ribs, some lamb chops and a few porkies ect from Montagu Spar. Must take a pic of their steak aging cooler with customer "sold" labels on. After a few beers, red wine and maybe a rum and Coke the comments should drown away
 
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Our turn for shopping today. First comment when opening the boot was "eish what is all of this" lol Got a mountain of ribs, some lamb chops and a few porkies ect from Montagu Spar. Must take a pic of their steak aging cooler with customer "sold" labels on. After a few beers, red wine and maybe a rum and Coke the comments should drown away
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Hehe! Testing the love of your better half, "Oi remember back in the day, when I worked the newspaper route, then in the coalmine afore I went to school.... :laugh:"

Meanwhile, Moose feels artsy, farty..

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