Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - The Resurrection

[Mortymoose]

bliksem @mbayshark , 4 left = 1 month
bottle stores wont open until at least October
time to organize a road freight down from @Mortymoose

Shall I throw in a few cartons of tobacco with that?

 

[Mortymoose]

Wtf Friday? I awoke late this morn to a crisp 8 degrees.....

Now, in my books that's to cold for me to vacate me marital bed and head out into the blizzard for work.......So IWon't....
Staying in bed as I recall spotting a piece of frozen lamb rib in the freezing device....... coupled with the 30 cans of Namibia's finest I have hidden in my garage fridge, me thinks a lunchtime cremation might raise my spirits....

Have a good one......

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Wtf Friday? I awoke late this morn to a crisp 8 degrees.....

Now, in my books that's to cold for me to vacate me marital bed and head out into the blizzard for work.......So IWon't....
Staying in bed as I recall spotting a piece of frozen lamb rib in the freezing device....... coupled with the 30 cans of Namibia's finest I have hidden in my garage fridge, me thinks a lunchtime cremation might raise my spirits....

Have a good one......

phone the boss and call in a sick day
lekker long weekend

 

[minkukel]

phone the boss and call in a sick day
lekker long weekend

I think the HO will speak a few verbs about that

 

[Mortymoose]

Tis'. Murder out on the dancefloor Okes!

 

[Mortymoose]

I think the HO will speak a few verbs about that

THAT Boss, was the same person who brought me a steaming cup of coffee in bed this morning.......
mind you...... when she comes home and I be sitting next to me fire steaming away in a sunbeam, the wrath shall fly.......

 

[Mortymoose]

Looking forward to this,



With....

 

[The_Mowgs]

Dit is mos vrydag of hoe?
Last of the wine ffs

 

[SeRpEnT]

Looking forward to this,

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With....

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Südwest Afrika. Prost!

 

[The_Mowgs]

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[Mortymoose]

In the early morning dakness I could hear her opening the bedroom windows next to our bed causing the cold winter morning air to come crashing into the warm room, the opening of the dark curtains showing that the May morning sun still had to appear....... an orange glow towards the East over the ancient Namib desert announcing Sols imminent arrival...... the cold air burning my exposed arm to the elements, The Moose pulled the warm blanket up around his neck.... and thought unto himself....

Portuguese Prego Chicken, for the past 18 hours he had two flightless pumpkins soaking in a Prego marinade and was planning to rotate the wee beasts over some very hot coals later in the day.... whilst sipping, nay not sipping, knocking back a few cans.....

You lads enjoy yer Saturday...

 

[The_Mowgs]

I was gifted a potjie by a friend. Do I;

1. Talk to it nicely, stroke it a bit, bath it in hot water bath with bubbles. Pat it down, rub her body lightly until her skin tone is a shade lighter and then painting her a beautiful black like me again. Lastly, rubbing her down with a bit of lube before going down on her?

Or

2. Pour hot water and sunlight in, scrub a bit, clean water, oil. Say fuk it and use it?

 

[The_Mowgs]

Also, anyone have a nice potjie recipe but not something with 1000's of different ingredients.

 

[bokka1]

Option 2.

Also, anyone have a nice potjie recipe but not something with 1000's of different ingredients.

I keep my potjies simple, I just chuck in lamb stew meat and whatever veggies are available in the house.

Knorr Stock cube and some spices.

 

[bokka1]

I am getting a fresh snoek this afternoon so tonight we will have a snoek braai and maybe I can convince my wife to make us some chips.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

the best potjies are the simple ones with minimum ingredients, like an Oxtail potjie

EDIT: im sure @mbayshark can help here with ingredients and proper instructions for dummies, like me

 

[Dimpie (COMPUTEK)]

Also, anyone have a nice potjie recipe but not something with 1000's of different ingredients.

 

[minkukel]

Noddafok, no wine is going into a pot, these days it is only for drinking.

 

[mbayshark]

I was gifted a potjie by a friend. Do I;

1. Talk to it nicely, stroke it a bit, bath it in hot water bath with bubbles. Pat it down, rub her body lightly until her skin tone is a shade lighter and then painting her a beautiful black like me again. Lastly, rubbing her down with a bit of lube before going down on her?

Or

2. Pour hot water and sunlight in, scrub a bit, clean water, oil. Say fuk it and use it?

Jirre asseblief net nie opsie 1 nie

Option 2 will do, last clean must be with clean water, no soap.
If it looks really filthy inside you can after you've washed it pop it on the fire, fill it with water and add some roughly chopped veg like potatoes and carrots to cook for a coupe of hours and absorb all the kak.

Then give it a good clean again with plain old water.

 

[mbayshark]

Some nice recipes in here @The_Mowgs

Also a tasty and not to expensive potjie to make is rooihoenderpot.

Always a winner.

Rooi Hoenderpotjie - Lekker Kampplekke

Potjiekos bly maar die koning van kampeerdisse, almal kan vir ure lekker gesellig om die potjie sit Hier is ‘n paar LekkeR pot resepte.

www.lekkerkampplekke.co.za