Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - The Resurrection

Papa Smurf

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Moose has hit autopilot
the english SO is gonna moer his nuts tomorrow early in their sleep and quickly roll over and pretend she is sleeping

i thinks the cold silence is gonna last a record 14 days starting tomorrow

****It Moose, go large, we men stick together, throw more meat at the grid and turn the tunes louder, Cheers *toasting a beer in the air*
 

Mortymoose

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Moose has hit autopilot
the english SO is gonna moer his nuts tomorrow early in their sleep and quickly roll over and pretend she is sleeping

i thinks the cold silence is gonna last a record 14 days starting tomorrow

****It Moose, go large, we men stick together, throw more meat at the grid and turn the tunes louder, Cheers *toasting a beer in the air*

About two hours ago, I confessed .....

I had betrayed her... and gawd, I felt so bad....

I had to tell her, there was not one, but another...
In the middle of the night, I would slip away ....away from the English HO, to another, one with more pleasure....
It hurt me s badly in the days that followed....but it was only fair that she knew...

That she knew that I derived such pleasure from another...
A drunken lust.....

Two hours ago, the English HO said, you only have five beers left...

To which I confessed, ......

" er uhm, we have no secrets, there are four cases in the fridge in the garage" , I stammered...
 
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