Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - The Resurrection

[ijacobs3]

The fcker. Who the fck steal a man's braai ? The p0es.

Earlier this year it was the gas one, now this

 

[theratman]

Well.. no more weber for me..
4am this morning, mine got liberated

Hmmmm, wasn't Morty after a new Weber?
On a serious note, wtf! Who steals a man's braai, twice!

 

[ijacobs3]

Hmmmm, wasn't Morty after a new Weber?
On a serious note, wtf! Who steals a man's braai, twice!

I am so over living on the east rand, i may sound callous now, but i wouldnt think twice about putting our animals up for adoption and moving back into a frucking flat,

 

[Mortymoose]

Well.. no more weber for me..
4am this morning, mine got liberated

#Webersmatter

That is just so sick, I shall raise a toast in her memory, this world is becoming darker by the day!

 

[bokka1]

The Woolies Bangers are the best, they also have a bacon and cheese flavour that is very lekker.

Bought Spar Bangers during lockdown, I had to throw it away it was so kak.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I am so over living on the east rand, i may sound callous now, but i wouldnt think twice about putting our animals up for adoption and moving back into a frucking flat,

i stay in an upstairs apartment with a tiny balcony and often wish i was downstairs as i watch my neighbours enjoying the open space and some even have built in braais downstairs while i sit with a R350 tiny braai up here.
And then i look at the security around me and thank the Lords i am upstairs

it is a price one pays, good luck with whatever your decisions are

 

[Steamy Tom]

I am so over living on the east rand, i may sound callous now, but i wouldnt think twice about putting our animals up for adoption and moving back into a frucking flat,

dude im sorry but it is actually quite funny from an outside perspective the way you posted it xD sorry it happened to you though, the fsckers

where abouts on the east rand? was it stolen from your back yard?

 

[The_Mowgs]

Might have to put the pork bangers on hold until tomorrow.

Anyone have a lekker recipe for a curry chicken potjie? Wife is in the mood for that but I have never made a curry before. It should preferably not be hot.

 

[ijacobs3]

dude im sorry but it is actually quite funny from an outside perspective the way you posted it xD sorry it happened to you though, the fsckers

where abouts on the east rand? was it stolen from your back yard?

Front, yard, we have a massive front yard, stay in springs

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

i made a beef curry on Monday night and made my own garlic naan breads with yoghurt instead of water and highly recomend it to go with any curry you make
only difference here was a made a garlic and oil mixture and brushed it on the naans before cooking them, delicious !!!!

Two Ingredient Dough Naan Flatbread

Serve Two Ingredient Dough Naan Flatbread as a side or mini pizzas or sandwich wraps! It's EASY to make with no yeast and no waiting for dough to rise!

www.thegunnysack.com

 

[Mortymoose]

This midday Friday suiping whilst listening to the Dubliners ain't a bad thing, Calamari oil about to start as the winter mist rolls in off the cold Atlantic.....

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

oh wow, we want loads more photos and tips please @Mortymoose
many thanx

 

[Mortymoose]

oh wow, we want loads more photos and tips please @Mortymoose
many thanx

Are you fekkin' nuts.
I have been suiping since 12, stukkend gesuiped already, and the thread relates to "Burnt offerings"

Which in all likelyhood I shall more than likely provide...

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Are you fekkin' nuts.
I have been suiping since 12, stukkend gesuiped already, and the thread relates to "Burnt offerings"

Which in all likelyhood I shall more than likely provide...

you ****ing **** !!!!!

 

[Mortymoose]

you ****ing **** !!!!!

Wrong site!
See you on the other side!

 

[Frankie23]

Front, yard, we have a massive front yard, stay in springs

My dude

I moved from Kempton to Gordon's Bay in WC about 2 years ago, best decision ever

 

[Mortymoose]

My dude

I moved from Kempton to Gordon's Bay in WC about 2 years ago, best decision ever

Except for the wind and the Thirsty Oyster is cheapo!

 

[theratman]

My dude

I moved from Kempton to Gordon's Bay in WC about 2 years ago, best decision ever

You must be a big fan of wind

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

You must be a big fan of wind

****ing true
i lived there from the 80s onwards and was so glad 10yrs ago to finally move to Somerset West and the main reason was because of that ****ing south easter !!!!

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

FrankyF now doesn't worry about Weber thefts out of his backyard anymore in Kempton Park coz now when they disappear he knows its the ****ing south-easter in Gordons Bay that has airlifted it outta his yard into some random neighbours yard