Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - The Resurrection

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Mortymoose said:
I never jad an opportunity to return, tight schedule, only got to pop into the Food Lovers at LaLucia...

Gee! Does the braaiwood in Durban suck, what on earth is that white braai wood that you okes ignite? Four bags and you get coals for five minutes...... :wtf:

Back home, gonna make me a chicken,cheese,onion, spinach braai pie and a few choice cuts..

The wind howling in off the nearby Southern Atlantic, but undetermined I ignite...

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Land of the Lam Skilpaadtjie....

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As Morten advises me to stay on this road.... :confused:
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Tell me more about that Windhoek Export beer there, Never seen it in the shops this side.
 
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Mortymoose said:
Gee! Does the braaiwood in Durban suck, what on earth is that white braai wood that you okes ignite? Four bags and you get coals for five minutes...... :wtf:
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Probably Wattle, burns like toilet paper.

You do get decent wood here but it costs more and not everybody stocks it.
 
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faniebraai said:
You have failed as a parent.
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And That be why I have a laat lammetjie, Third time lucky to get it right! :)

mbayshark said:
Looking good Morty, that woestyn hout you're using......... Yoh yoh yoh.
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It;s Hardwood, Kammeldoring..... makes lekker long lasting coals....

The_Mowgs said:
Have you ever considered getting rid of it?
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We do, we get to send her back to boarding school, yet it still complains when it returns to the nest!

ponder said:
Probably Wattle, burns like toilet paper.

You do get decent wood here but it costs more and not everybody stocks it.
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Feel for you okes, what crap!

simm_card said:
Vaarwêl Smokus Caticus.
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Yes, I walked in the door after the tour, The English HO turned to me, eyes looking to the floor, "I have something to tell you...!" , I knew she either had a fling or something had died, Lucky for me, I went with the cat option, "Smokey has died!". I blurted out.... Yep, my favourite cat, an animated feline who like walking in bath water, head butting people, noted Table Cat, Cursor chaser, Milk devourer, fly swiper had moved on...... For some odd reason, The English HO had dumped his lifeless body next to my Afdak braai..... perhaps a sign, who knows how the opposite sex work....

Put Smokus Caticus into a black bag with his favourite blankey and placed him gently behind the house...

Farewell Nutter Cat!
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Tell me more about that Windhoek Export beer there, Never seen it in the shops this side.
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No longer made, I kept this bottle as a drinking token from back in the day, I was an avid fan of this beer and was mighty upset when they ceased production!
 
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Storms River Mouth tonight. Ribeye, rashers, skilpaaie & braai broodjies on the menu.
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Mortymoose said:
We all know that he moves in mysterious ways.... twas' not that long ago that he was hovering in Bloubergstrand!
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Jip and working my way back in that direction again.

What happened to that Robbeneiland story Morty, was it ever told.
 
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