Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - The Resurrection

[mbayshark]

Rib loop mooi.

 

[mbayshark]

Finishing touches. Almost time for everything to come off.

 

[theratman]

Fek I'm lus to braai, went to one last weekend and they served pork,ribs and chicken but I'm craving a steak n wors! Sunday perhaps.

 

[Mortymoose]

Goooooood Morning to All you Braai Fundi's of Note!

Well, my life is slowly getting back into it's familiar routine after a few weeks of travelling to Durban and Cape Town....

Today was meant to be a warm east wind day, these are the best for igniting timbers and all...

The English HO opened my dark curtains this fine morning to reveal cold wet Atlantic mist, swirling as it always does around the Moose Mansion...... Hot coffee in hand I started to plan my day as Shakira sang to me about something under her clothes....

"Fanie's boy's are playing a wee game later today, braai, beer........" , when the HO interrupted my visual thoughts with , "Don't forget that we are off to the School this afternoon for the Eistedfodd.........!"

:wtf: , "What For ?" , I exclaimed.....

"Your Son has a 1 minute poem to read out....." ....... she replied.

"For one entire minute, I have to sit through 2 and half hours of other peoples urges saying their pieces.........! This ain't fair!" I complained......

"You're going! " , she stated....

"But Fanie expects all of us online braaiers to support his team virtually this afternoon....." , I explained....

It was pointless....... I was wasting my time trying to persuade her, I had to go to the cause of this intrusion to my day......

"LastBORNMoose....come hither!" , I yelled down the hallway......

 

[faniebraai]

Lekker man, enjoy :crylaugh:

 

[RanzB]

"Your Son has a 1 minute poem to read out....." ....... she replied.

That lightie came from your balls, tell him that deserves a private performance at home.

 

[Mortymoose]

That lightie came from your balls, tell him that deserves a private performance at home.

I already practiced the poem with him, numerous times.........

/Moose feels like a bad bad parent...... and wonders how many beers it would take to kill that thought@!

 

[Willy Strong]

I bless the rains down in Africaaaaaa...

 

[Mortymoose]

I bless the rains down in Africaaaaaa...

Quite a Stunning picture that, should be on the cover of a menu in a Steak House...

 

[ToxicBunny]

Tonight shall be a bit of a seafood Braai... Prawns mussels and a bit of snoek.... Plus the standard for those heathens who don't consume the bounty of Poseidon

 

[mbayshark]

Tonight shall be a bit of a seafood Braai... Prawns mussels and a bit of snoek.... Plus the standard for those heathens who don't consume the bounty of Poseidon

There better be pics posted of that seafood on the braai.

 

[faniebraai]

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[ToxicBunny]

There better be pics posted of that seafood on the braai.

There shall be.... If I don't imbibe too much

 

[faniebraai]

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[faniebraai]

Breakfast of champions

 

[Mortymoose]

Breakfast of champions

Shoprite bacon wrapped grillers there Champ?

Gonna braai today? You know you can..... Champs can do anything they want.....

Moose found four bottles of Craft beer on a shelf in the pantry of The English HO, so popped them in the cooling cube seeing as the warm East Wind is still here...... shall light a fire after work whilst I watch me Currie Cup Sunday Game!

 

[faniebraai]

Shoprite bacon wrapped grillers there Champ?

Gonna braai today? You know you can..... Champs can do anything they want.....

Moose found four bottles of Craft beer on a shelf in the pantry of The English HO, so popped them in the cooling cube seeing as the warm East Wind is still here...... shall light a fire after work whilst I watch me Currie Cup Sunday Game!

No, they were from the local food lover's market

don't know if im gonna braai yet

 

[Mortymoose]

don't know if im gonna braai yet

:wtf: What? Stop lying to yourself, be the man you are and go and light that fire!

 

[mbayshark]

Tonight shall be a bit of a seafood Braai... Prawns mussels and a bit of snoek.... Plus the standard for those heathens who don't consume the bounty of Poseidon

What happened to those seafood pics? Not even one blurry one.... No man.

 

[Mortymoose]

Bastard Mine!

Paid their workers a day early and now the store is chaos of the highest order...... and I was not prepared, expecting a quiet Sunday... I have been running around for the last two hours, thinking it was hometime only to discover that I still have two hours to go...

I am going to Braai.... and I am going to suip ice cold beer...... Have to record my CC game now.....