Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - The Resurrection

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Mortymoose

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She fekkin moved my beer stash from yskas to yskas...

Why the feck do we bring them npon these trips...seriously?
 

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She fekkin moved my beer stash from yskas to yskas...

Why the feck do we bring them npon these trips...seriously?
good question that, asked myself the same thing countless times. But hey, somebody probably has to look after the kids and feed them.

Vuurtjie just gets going this side for the final braai of the weekend. Was a gorgeous day this side in the high 20's. Perfect windstil evening outside. Enjoy
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braai bacon??

You never braaied bacon before? You, Sir, have not yet had good bacon :p Braaing drips the fat out, so it's both healthier and the bacon gets crispy - FAST. When done with the bacon braai I slap a slice of bread where the bacon lied on the grill and "toast" my bread that way. It's epic.
 

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Bacon also serves as a good replacement for pork rashers if the shop doesn't have and you have the random honey and mustard spice to go on them
 

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Almost supper time.... Braai no.4 in 48 hours... :crylaugh:

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Using Nam hardwood, the real McCoy!

Daaaaaaarn! And your wife put up with it all the time??! I am so jealous! My wife has a fit if wannna braai more than once a week. :/
Wanna swop wifes? :whistling:
 

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Back home in Nam, giving up drinking...... :whistling:

Being of Sober mind, I did the maths.......

How come I only have one bag of wood left after a 72 hour weekend by the sea?

According to the woman that went with me...

I took 7 Namibian wood with.... I bought six bags of SA wood at the petrol station in Port..... The English HO bought me another four bags of wood in Springbok whilst on her Saturday morning shopping spree.....

Let's see if I can work this out...

If Morty had a total of 17 Bags of wood and Morty only brought one bag of wood home with him, how many beers did Morty drink in 72 hours?

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From all that drinking, no wonder you have an issue with your wood.
 

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I saw one of those beers in your picture in Checkers today and I must say it is a really nice lager wow!!

The Camelthorn was a craft brewery in Namibia that went belly up...

They brewed an excellent Weiss, so Nambrew stepped in and took it over... For about a year we have been selling the Weiss, I enjoy it.... Then I spotted the Helles, a more fruitier beer, but pleasant..... must admit, I am a fan!

On a side note, Wednesday is Braai night again, still thinking if I should attend..... :whistling:
 

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You never braaied bacon before? You, Sir, have not yet had good bacon :p Braaing drips the fat out, so it's both healthier and the bacon gets crispy - FAST. When done with the bacon braai I slap a slice of bread where the bacon lied on the grill and "toast" my bread that way. It's epic.

:wtf: but, but, but, the fat is the good part....
 

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You never braaied bacon before? You, Sir, have not yet had good bacon :p Braaing drips the fat out, so it's both healthier and the bacon gets crispy - FAST. When done with the bacon braai I slap a slice of bread where the bacon lied on the grill and "toast" my bread that way. It's epic.

No.
 

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Lamb curry potjie bubbling away with two more hours to go before dinner time.

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