Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - The Resurrection

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That moment you realise that this evening you have to go to some fancy dress birthday party and there will be no braai and no rugby..... :crying:



And then you organise yourself a quick impromptu one man braai :D
 
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That's my day going for a fekkin loop...

Sitting with an 11 year old shop lifter that does not give a toss about life.... no remorse.... glaced eyes..... His aunt came to collect him, The mother will come and see me on monday..... the cops just left, even their presence had no influence on his face...

Gonna stamp those ales hard in two hours from now....
 

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How was the wors? :confused:


Clear, crisp with the sun still needing to enlighten this here quiet Namibian morning...

Tom Singing about you not having to be rich to be his.....
Followed by Morten wanting to be touched, (Extremely rare double Moose points up for grabs here if you know what I am referring too :confused:)

As per the norm for a Satruday morn, the Moose, he sips on his mega cup of steaming robust coffee that the ever so faithful English HO brought forth unto him a mere minute ago.... His faithful remaining cat, The Infamous Japanese bobtail, Bluebee , purring ever so lightly apon his manly chest....he ponders the comimg day...

Well.... It's a public holiday, but I have work, for I chose retail as my trade in this enslaved life of mine..

But, after 13:00 , when I lock the doors, a few mates of mine and I will be installing a few camera's in the store, whilst lighting a fire in the receiving yard and consuming a number of ice cold one's..... I have already informed the Generalissimo English HO that I shall be coming home late and slghtly inebriated....

Rest of you timber burners, raise them there glasses high and may your marshmallows on the sticks remain forever melted...
Wors was lekka, but the blue cheese & fig is better than the feta & fig.
Rib of course was the star of the show.
Enjoy the beer & braai. Also had to slave away until 13h00. But now it's the weekend baby.
 

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Ignition, while Robbie Wessels and Bok van Blerk sing 'Ons vir jou Suid-Afrika'.

Cheers! May your wood burn true and your beer be icy cold!
 

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Twas! Wise of me to come into work early today, before the English HO arrived, to "hide" any evidence of my drunken afternoon in the store....

Found that I forgot to lock the front door of the TOPS with the door standing wide open, key in the lock, lucky for me, the TOPS is built inside the main store.... :eek:

I knew ****e had gone down yesterday evening as I opened my beer fridge at home this morning to find an entire curried lamb rib sitting there.....not knowing how it had arrived at my humble abode, one can only assume it walked home with me last night and required braaing later today....

Around the till points I found numerous lids from beer bottles that are nowhere to be found.... a mystery indeed....

I did find 8 full beers of Windhoek lager down by the pool shelf..... stashed them in me office fridge for the week.... :sick:

Anyhow, on with yet another glorious Sunday, for in a few short hours, I shall once again be seated next to my favourite fire....

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Need Advice Fellow Members of the Heated Order of Unholy Braai Bastards!

The weather is beflok lekker here today, At work, but as from my earlier post I might have overstepped the matrimonial mark back at home...and was wondering if it might be wise for me to cremate without the assistance of that jolly juice brew bru?

Stay sober or push the day to it's max, thus triggering the silent three day switch on the English HO?

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Be yourself enjoying yourself and probably be by yourself.....

Soo begin 'n ding

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