Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

[Pineapple Smurf]

Post a pic of your stoep (Again) and we'll make a plan.

Luckily I built a floating table last year during Level 5 for my Weber 57cm thingy
It looks like I can just slot this under the table onto the floor.
Should fit

I just wont be able to use both at once but I dont think that is gonna be a problem

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

do you have the one from game or which one

what did you smoke in it ?

She did lekker massive ribs in it, didnt you see 10 days ago here?

 

[HunterNW]

Luckily I built a floating table last year during Level 5 for my Weber 57cm thingy
It looks like I can just slot this under the table onto the floor.
Should fit

I just wont be able to use both at once but I dont think that is gonna be a problem

Not like you have a lot of friends over for a braai. Sad.
Where do you hide that dead hooker sbtw ?

 

[Snyper564]

I'm seriously tempted to buy one of the wireless MEATER thermometers but fm they're pricey.

I use instant read only no probes in my meat, the meatstick didnt last long and was R1.5k returned for credit

 

[I.am.Sam]

She did lekker massive ribs in it, didnt you see 10 days ago here?

no didnt see

 

[pinball wizard]

when we opened the bag it smelled like wet dog..

Just dry it out. Chicken that smells like fresh puppy?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

no didnt see

@PoppieChoffel please repost your black tall minion with those 2 lekker big ribs again for Sammy

 

[RanzB]

@PoppieChoffel please repost your black tall minion with those 2 lekker big ribs again for Sammy

Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

That's how we roll tonight.

mybroadband.co.za

 

[PoppieChoffel]

I use instant read only no probes in my meat, the meatstick didnt last long and was R1.5k returned for credit

Thanks, you just avoided me wasting money then

Explain to the n00b instant read only?

 

[PoppieChoffel]

Mortymoose's Weber & Buitebraai Offerings to the HO's Gods! - Waiter!There's a Condom in my Soup!

That's how we roll tonight.

mybroadband.co.za

Thanks!

Link here @I.am.Sam

 

[Snyper564]

Thanks, you just avoided me wasting money then

Explain to the n00b instant read only?

Ok so if you follow the pitmasters like Aaron Franklin he says understand your pit and your meat, once you you keep things low and slow you can check temps with an instant read thermometer every few hours and not need to watch it with those probes all over the place.

I got a meat stick and when it didnt work returned it and its been great ever since, I dont over think things any more just give yourself lots of time and keep things low, start early and have time on yourside.

Check the smoking thread to see what we up to.

The Smoking Thread

That looks great! Did you monitor your temperature by using the built in gauge or with a secondary device?

mybroadband.co.za

This is the one I use its super quick so you can check and close the lid quickly.

ThermoPro TP19 Ultra-fast Instant Read Thermometer - Bread Emporium

ThermoPro is a USA brand that produces high-quality cooking thermometers. This ultra-fast instant-read thermometer is the professional option for the home baker/chef. It will allow you to quickly and easily measure water temperature, dough temperature, and internal bread temperature after...

breademporium.co.za

 

[heartbroken]

Day 5 of self imposed lockdown, no symptoms to report, apart from a sore arm because the GF can’t visit.

Doing a pot tonight, then I only have to cook again by Friday

 

[S.Claus]

Medium Rump with mushroom and prawn sauce
Oven roasted potatoes and vegetables
Creamy spinach

 

[Stokstert]

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Medium Rump with mushroom and prawn sauce
Oven roasted potatoes and vegetables
Creamy spinach

Congratulations, you make me really hungry now. This looks very appetizing and quite different to your normal board of food without greens or vegetables.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

I have lekker thick mutton bangers ready for my pap en sous tonight, but first I drink as fast as I can coz it is gonna be chilly on the stoep later here in the rain. Someone has to do it for Cape Town.
#TeamHelderberg

 

[EMAM]

I have lekker thick mutton bangers ready for my pap en sous tonight, but first I drink as fast as I can coz it is gonna be chilly on the stoep later here in the rain. Someone has to do it for Cape Town.
#TeamHelderberg

You must be fkkd in your head

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

You must be fkkd in your head

Drunks do not know any better after sunset, trust me.
I will go start a fire soon and cremate some sausage out there

 

[EMAM]

Drunks do not know any better after sunset, trust me.
I will go start a fire soon and cremate some sausage out there

Maybe I need to start drinking then...
My O, pussy and I are tucked up in bed already....I've never felt the cold like this...you see Pineapple, this is what happens when you hit 50. Enjoy your last few months!!!!

 

[heartbroken]

Drunks do not know any better after sunset, trust me.
I will go start a fire soon and cremate some sausage out there

Damn now I want a sausage....

 

[Captain Beer]

Found these at the local Spar here for @Captain Beer and @DoodleBug





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You bought all the dick long didn't you? I was just there and it's all gone